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Messages - Xantalos

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We're a paladin of the God of Charity and Light, among other things.

Very sinister.
Darnit.

24378
Oh yes PTW.
By the way, are we paladin of an evil god? Those exist, you know.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Might and Magic [Suggestion Game]
« on: July 10, 2013, 06:52:25 pm »
Dedicate spare time into finding El Dorado the Dungeon of GM miscountings.
Do this.

((To anyone who plays Life Begins After Death: now you see the power of hairomancy.))

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[Alright, so, crazy idea... You think we can Fabulous Niklas up into some kind of walking weapon? Think that might fix his brain, to become one with the weapon?]
(If you can turn Niklas into the Shrike that would be the best thing ever.)

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The Niklas thing continues flopping toward him, yelling, SILLY MAGE SHE TOOK MY BODY BUT I WILL TAKE HERS SHE TOOK MY WEAPONS SHE TOOK MY WEAPONS SHE TOOK MY WEAPONS SHE TOOK MY WEAPONS SHE TOOK MY WEAPONS SHE TOOK MY WEAPONS, repeating the last bit endlessly.

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I couldn't find the server either, figure Ross called it a night before I got the chance to try it.

@Xantalos: His previous form wasn't much sane either however.
Look at my recent action and say that again. I dare you.

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Niklas seems overjoyed at the sight of these new people! He flops toward them, presenting a rather nightmarish sight as the catfish spews his insane gibbering out of his mouth as the thing that was once Niklas approaches. 
HELLO THERE FRIENDS I SEE YOU HAVE A DESK DID YOU KNOW MOST PEOPLE KEEP KNIVES IN THEIR DESKS I NEED A KNIFE DO YOU HAVE A CLOSET MOST PEOPLE HAVE A BODY IN THEIR CLOSRT AND I NEED A BODY TO MAKE MAGE SOUP MAGE SOUP IS MADE BY TAKING MAGICALLY SPED UP SCARAB BEETLES ABD LETTING THEM INJEST THE MAGE THEN YOU TAKE THE CORPSES AND MASH THEM INTO A PASTE AND SWIM DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA TO RETRIEVE THE NOSE OF A DOLPHINSHARK YOU HOLLOW THAT OUT AND SERVE THE PASTE IN THAT RETROACTIVELY TO THE SAME MAGE BY TRAVELING BACK IN TIME SO THEY EAT THEIR OWN CORPSES THUS KILLING THEMSELVES AHAHAHAHA

Flop toward victims friends. Forcefully search desk for knives.

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I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, but I'll give it a shot, in some games having no idea is half the fun.
Life Begins After Death is an example for me. Insane catfish Viking form activate!

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I probably won't be able to be on today, but have a good time those of you who do.

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Well, you know what they say about threads: they're very slippery.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Outlands RTD [Recruiting Suicidal Magi!]
« on: July 10, 2013, 05:00:27 pm »
Reserve.

24388
I have the best idea.
I'll coat the floor with ice/slippery stuff. Then watch with amusement.

24389
High priest is praying.
Oh SHIT.

24390
Horror games? Meh.

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