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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: July 08, 2013, 12:14:11 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on July 08, 2013, 11:51:50 am
((Oh god, quickly, somebody calm down Niklas before he goes on a murderous rampage ;_;))
TOO LATE, FRIEND!
TWO ARMS, ONE LEG, TWO LUNGS, A HEART, TWO KIDNEYS, A LIVER, A STOMACH, A BLADDER, GENETALIA, SEVERAL HUNDRED BONES, ONE SKIN, A SPINE, AND TEN FINGERS AND TOES TOO LATE!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Revive
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:58:56 am »
I would've left it alone but kj1225 tried to cage me.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Land of the Sky: Chapter 0
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:56:49 am »
Ooh! PTW and reserve.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:56:05 am »
Seņor, seņor, necesitas comer el abuela. Gracias, adios.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:49:04 am »
My weapons.
She took my weapons.

Niklas' eye begins twitching. He begins to sing while his face convulses, softly at first, but getting louder with each verse.

Do you know how the body works, boys and girls
It's it's own little magical kind of world
Disregarding the head, we have the heart for the start and end
Thumping in the chest, one two six ten
It pumps blood along the veins and into the feet
All along the arms, boy, isn't that neat!
The body's a machine, a very complex one too
But can you take it apart and look at the insides
The insides that squirm and wriggle and twitch
Then put it back together again?
I can
IIIII CAAAAAAAN
I KNOW HOW TO EXTRACT THE LIVER AND PUT IT IN A KIDNEY
TAKE OUT THAT KIDNEY AND PLACE IT IN A LUNG
CHEW UP THE INTESTINES, PLACE THEM IN THE HEART
LET IT GO BACK TO THE VERY START
AND YOU KNOW JUST WHAT?! I THINK I'LL DO
YOU TAKE MY BODY
I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:26:39 am »
Get out of MY office, biiiiiitch!

Punch imposter in facial cavity.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:24:51 am »
Punch the computer until it works, sir. When in doubt, resort to violence.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:20:03 am »
Move your face forward until you hit the computer. 

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:04:58 am »
Punch it really hard.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Adventuring
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:04:11 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on July 08, 2013, 11:02:56 am
Quote from: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 10:58:50 am
Actually, all I want to do is become Defender of the Faith of Arnum. As far as easier goals, though, why not try and start our own adventuring company?
Wow. Way to think small! At the very least? I aim to have that Rosslyn/Rhosslyn/whatever guy be rubbing the back of his head whenever my name is mentioned and say "Oh, yeah. That guy."
'Oh yeah! Heh heh heh. That guy I turned into a couch, yeah him. Heh.'

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 08, 2013, 04:20:54 am »
Quote from: Putnam on July 08, 2013, 04:13:24 am
Earwigs.

Not again :<
Are they in fashion again?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Adventuring
« on: July 08, 2013, 04:19:57 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on July 08, 2013, 04:16:32 am
Wait, wait wait wait. Did you guys just call a timeout to huddle and discuss how you're going to kill them? What is... I don't...
We're the most competent people
You ever saw
Calling football huddles in the middle of a fight
Then killing them with bad puns
Nighty night

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.36
« on: July 08, 2013, 04:00:34 am »
Well now that it's there, Bukkar comments while picking up a piece of fourth wall, I might as well. With that he bites into the chunk of fourth wall and swallows it, then thumps his chest and coughs.
Tastes like disgust and curiosity. Ugh.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Adventuring
« on: July 08, 2013, 03:44:12 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on July 08, 2013, 02:37:02 am
Sure.

EDIT: Hey Ross, how would you feel about us building a gigantic walking fortress ala 40K Titan?
Oh this would be awesome, though I foresee Shin's flying fortress giving us trouble.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dualism - a Pseudo-God Game of Heroic Fantasy and Eternal Conflict [Started!]
« on: July 08, 2013, 03:20:54 am »
Worry not, good folk - I have DM confirmation that this is not dead!

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