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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: June 24, 2013, 12:22:24 am »
My record name shall be Trolltalos.
I shall become the biggest dubstepper ever. Rich and famous. Then announce that I've become rich by farting and retire, laughing the whole way to my vacation house.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette mission 10: 0 days without an accidental civilian murder
« on: June 24, 2013, 12:20:50 am »
Why do we require a leader?

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: June 24, 2013, 12:18:07 am »
I just figured out how to make dub step.
1: Fart into a microphone multiple times.
2: Autotune.

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Other Games / Re: Species game
« on: June 24, 2013, 12:16:00 am »
Fcuk yes.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Guilds of the Floating Castle, a tactical RtD (Turn 0!)
« on: June 24, 2013, 12:04:15 am »
Quote from: flabort on June 23, 2013, 01:47:22 am
Quote from: Xantalos on June 23, 2013, 02:25:01 am
A drakon stood in front of the base of the Sorceror Guild.
Sorcerors! I would treat with you.
A kobold steps out of the shadows behind the drakon.
"You are a long ways from home, Wizard. What would you be wanting from us?"
The drakon turns about and smiles, seeming delighted at the kobold's appearance.
While I know that members of our two orders have clashed historically, I see no reason to continue pointless tradition that is little more than formality at this point. I am here on behalf of the Cabal of Wizards in this city to extend an offer of alliance. We both possess power unequalled by most, and frankly I do not care whether you came about it by birth or by strenuous study as I have. What matters is that we share interests. The thieves and the brawlers have guilds, as we both know, in direct competition with our own. The warlocks already infight, and are untrustworthy anyhow. We, on the other hand, are both orders of highly skilled magic users. To that end, I propose that we 'team up', if you will. Do you accept our offer?

((Also, edited my action post.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Guilds of the Floating Castle, a tactical RtD (Turn 0!)
« on: June 23, 2013, 11:42:27 pm »
Quote from: flabort on June 23, 2013, 11:37:11 pm
((I'm not sure what's being plotted either.  :P Also, cool, upgrades. Uh...
What can I do with 8 gold? :P
Seriously, though, I see some serious advantages to being a brawns over brains type right now. Just because, look at that starting income. Shouldn't be a problem in the long run, though, mage-types always get the better end game.))
Hence why RESPOND TO MY RP SO I CAN TALK TO YOU PLEASE :P

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: June 23, 2013, 10:01:26 pm »
Quote from: Akura on June 23, 2013, 10:00:54 pm
The most recent OotS. Intelligence bonus and cross-class ranks in Knowledge(Architecture) at work again.

...And chances are it'll all go to hell within 2 strips anyway. Is it too much to hope for for a three-way between the Order of the Stick, Linear Guild, and Xykon?
In 2 Gates.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:48:11 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on June 23, 2013, 09:44:11 pm
Note to self, if ever attacked by an eldritch abomination, throw a cat at it.
This is no ordinary cat.
Though that usually works for the lesser ones.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (ALPHA POST UP)
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:47:09 pm »
[Alpha Party]
Myrln quietly chuckles gleefully.
It was unexpectedly plagued by a host of unfortunate difficulties. Pinched sheets, ripped bodices, sour milk ... terrible business really, he says, stifling a giggle.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:42:46 pm »
Quote from: Tellemurius on June 23, 2013, 09:41:35 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on June 23, 2013, 06:25:24 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 23, 2013, 04:54:25 pm
There's this one goddamn moth that has been floating around my room for about a day now. I can't catch the bugger. And it keeps coming over to land on my window blinds to stare at me. Damn bugs...
This is why I have a cat.
is it good for throwing?
He'll kill me if I do, so no.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Guilds of the Floating Castle, a tactical RtD (Turn 0!)
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:35:30 pm »
Quote from: flabort on June 23, 2013, 09:34:39 pm
U CALL ME WHY?
EXAMINE MY POST AND I SAY I CALL U FOR NEGOTITATIONS

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (ALPHA POST UP)
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:31:36 pm »
[Alpha Party]
So long as you have it quietly, feel free.
((Oi. It's Myrln. :P))

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General Discussion / Re: "Jurassic Park 1.5" - A feature-length movie created from Jurassic Park The Game
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:28:08 pm »
Hey, I remember that movie game!
Movie disguised as a game.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:10:13 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on June 23, 2013, 09:09:09 pm
The lesson to be learned is that we shouldn't talk at all. If you don't carefully examine every work you speak before it leaves your mouth someone will go apeshit on you for one reason or another. If you do, you'll be ridiculed for being precise.
LOLNUBPOTATOINTERNETAPESHITTING

Just kidding.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (ALPHA POST UP)
« on: June 23, 2013, 09:03:40 pm »
[Alpha Party]
Myrln cracks his knuckles.
Be that as it may, Morgred, I'd apprciate it if you and Zoah could stow it while we're doing this. We need to be quiet here, so shut up, offense half intended.

Action: Myrln spreads a blanket of distraction over the party, causing those who look upon them to not notice, or those who hear the party to dismiss it as nothing.

Now let's get going. I can't hold this forever.

Proceed to destination with party. Use skills to proceed QUIETLY.

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