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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Adventuring
« on: June 22, 2013, 12:40:37 am »
I am watching with jealousy. You guys are agreeing so much more than Alpha Party did.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 22, 2013, 12:38:48 am »Non-smart phones have their own problems. It is a little known fact, for example, that earthquakes are caused by Nokias thrown to the ground in anger. After burrowing into the mantel they occasionally collide, causing massive vibration.They are what Captain America's shield is made out of, after all.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You and your avatar. Or kj1225 makes people ship them selves.
« on: June 22, 2013, 12:28:41 am »
Ta da done.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Adventuring
« on: June 21, 2013, 10:08:44 pm »
I'm going to have a wonderful time trolling Thales, especially if I take my next level in Pantxike Priest like I'm thinking.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 21, 2013, 08:27:35 pm »
Re:china:
I'm not surprised at all.
I'm not surprised at all.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) You are an unbound familiar
« on: June 21, 2013, 07:04:26 pm »Just a thought... We could end the spell, reveal we're a dragon, say we're working for a much older, much larger dragon from whom the amulet was stolen. We're rather more interested in people than it is, so we're trying to do this subtly, but we have to report back quite soon, and if our patron hears the amulet is here and we don't have it, the city is going to be a smoking ruin shortly after. Not reporting back is not an option either, since it will then search for us itself, which will have much the same effect only we'll be boned too.If our mage bluffing doesn't work, +1
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 67: Super Secret Agents)
« on: June 21, 2013, 05:55:12 pm »
Niklas calls in Mr Fox to foxassinate the untrained guards!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Adventuring
« on: June 21, 2013, 05:51:37 pm »
I will begin making other spare characters too, I suppose.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adaptation - Another Evolutionary Suggestion Game
« on: June 21, 2013, 05:45:53 pm »Acquire neglible Senencence+everything
Acquire Telomerase regeneration
Acquire Cell Regeneration
((Explanation:
First makes us capable of ignoring the effects of growing older, the second allows cells to regenerate in definitively, and the last should give us the ability to survive grievous injury, such as being cut in 32 different pieces.
Shouldn't be too hard, considering we don't have advanced organs))
Oh, and
Acquire horizontal gene transfer (Probably using plasmids. Otherwise immortality might screw up evolution)
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: June 21, 2013, 01:00:48 pm »Wait, isn't Asexuality the total lack of any form of sexual attraction? Isn't Bisexuality the attraction to both genders?While we're at it, what's the difference between pan and omnisexualism?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (SG) Less Than Perfection - Prologue
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:48:15 am »
We could expand into military venues as well. Contract a version of the bots to the military, have them sent into other militaries and seduce the higher in commands. Of course, we sell them to every military, and design the versions we sell them with flaws that ensure they break down after a few years, which keeps them buying!
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:37:12 am »The original author of Starship Troopers maintained that he thought the society portrayed was ultimately a good idea, a "military democracy". Mind you, this was one of his least strange opinions.Ah, Robert Heinlein. You wrote the book over fury that the US tried to cooperate with the USSR or something, and the crazy still shines on.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I badly draw your reports!
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:35:50 am »More !!FUN!!Holy balls I forgot how much !!FUN!! FTN mod is.
I accidentally accused a master vampire and it used it's super speed to kill me in one combat round.
It did this by grabbing my leg, ripping it off, and beating me to death with it.
In less than 6 seconds.
D&D much?
It's the equivalent of a level one commoner killing you, a level 8 swordsman, in half a combat round.
But yes, D&D.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) You are an unbound familiar
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:34:21 am »+1I think we should bluff that we are a mage. Say that by now he obviously knows that we are a mage, and we are sure he knows how mages value their secrets, and how they also tend to know more that just one spell.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Let the Stars Burn (OOC/Signups/Discussion)
« on: June 21, 2013, 11:29:23 am »
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