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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Nanoturn
« on: June 14, 2013, 05:38:53 pm »

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Begin to search in that direction, pushing crates aside to see what's underneath.
Then, after about 30 seconds of this (punctuate it with taunting) whirl around and punch directly behind me where the ninja has undoubtedly been sneaking up! Use the properties of my arms to make one of them wrap around his throat and the other one does the facepunching.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: The Gravy of Murder
« on: June 14, 2013, 04:58:47 pm »
((Welcome back, Irony. Thinking about joining this mission so Faith can hunt molest meet Grate?))

((A totally understandable reaction to the HMRC.))
+1
((Yeah, but I was expecting TCM to step forward and give us some insight. May was apparently made to be more serious than Elisaz but after some time their behavior became basically the same.))
((2 words: player boredom.))

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Other Games / Re: Gaming Pet Peeves
« on: June 14, 2013, 02:45:10 pm »
Retcon Sequels:
I'm looking at you, Mass Effect 2. Why would a universe that had discovered essentially unlimited ammo switch back to magazines and clips?

Bad Sequels:
Don't just rush shit out the door to make money, damnit. A bad sequel is one that not only fails to look like the original game, but fails to improve on it as well. Dragon Age 2 comes to mind.

Ah, hell, let's just say it.
EA:
Fuck you. You killed Bioware.
Yes. Yes all of this.

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So....are people still interested in this? :3
YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?

Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.
Mayhaps. Who are we waiting for?

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So....are people still interested in this? :3
YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 14, 2013, 01:07:22 pm »
Simple: Micheal Bay is ascending into the God of Explosions and his power is leaking out.

In that case I demand to know when my Megan Fox will arrive.
It will be an explosion contained in the form of a fox modeled out of clay.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I badly draw your reports!
« on: June 14, 2013, 12:27:12 pm »
IA IA GOOMBAGEEK NO LONGER F'TAGHN

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 14, 2013, 12:09:46 pm »
Simple: Micheal Bay is ascending into the God of Explosions and his power is leaking out.

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Since I'm already in the briefing room, restrain urge to purify the abominations.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Black Holey Cow!
« on: June 14, 2013, 11:54:31 am »
FUKKIT
RESPAWN AS THE D&D OMNISCIFIER

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General Discussion / Re: Happy Media
« on: June 14, 2013, 11:53:09 am »
Wait, the OP mentions heartwarming. 
In that case, check out the movie The Iron Giant. Warning, though: major tearjerker.

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Niklas stiffened. He knew that sound.
Ninja chef.
With a mighty Viking roar he turned around and sent the crates crumbling down!

Push the crates over onto the sunuvabitch!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.30
« on: June 14, 2013, 11:46:24 am »
Follow along with the party.

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I figured you wouldn't just waltz on in to the Viscunt's manor and start blowing things up. That was one of those rails where you deserved whatever cnsequences you got.
You send someone else to do that.
O key broken?

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