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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (IC Thread)
« on: June 12, 2013, 09:32:22 pm »
Hand her three aurea and two pence.

I'll take four shillings back, then, and we can call it even. Now, how would one get into the Viscount's manor without being noticed?

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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: June 12, 2013, 08:11:32 pm »
Sword of Truth?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) You are an unbound familiar
« on: June 12, 2013, 07:38:23 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on June 12, 2013, 07:32:59 pm
Our name is Alduin!
-1
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 12, 2013, 07:34:32 pm
Drake.
Our Master was remarkably uncreative for an illusionist. Maybe that's why he isn't alive anymore.
...-1

I nominate ... Typhon for our name.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: June 12, 2013, 06:41:34 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on June 12, 2013, 05:27:42 pm
Been miserable times for me and the wife, work related. She's been coming home crying because she's so tired of working for the medical industry. She says she can't stand to lie to patients anymore and (as is standard in the medical industry in America) if you aren't willing to lie to your patients you get fired.

:/
...
What kind of lies?

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Other Games / Re: Most offensive DLC
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:45:08 pm »
DLC in general irks me. I paid for the game and I want all of it in the box!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:37:55 pm »
Hmm. *mrrow meow meow mow*

Attempt to convince the cats to follow me so we can go find the female cat, who has been catnapped by evil guards!

((I just had the best idea. Can any of our mages turn humans into other animals?))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (IC Thread)
« on: June 12, 2013, 04:14:53 pm »
Subtlety and kindness, then. So I should leave him out of that.
Very well, this should work splendidly. After all, Arnum doth decree that solving problems with words is the best way to go and all that.
Myrln sighs.
Very well then. I'll take that map, and we should be able to resolve this fairly soon. Any other details we need to agree on?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (IC Thread)
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:48:47 pm »
Myrln grins.
I believe I could convince my client to accept those turns, as long as you don't burn down the city or anything. Also, while I may not speak your cult language, that tone of voice sounded vaguely threatening.
He tossed the drink back.
Not bad at all ... now, there's two ways I can see my party and I a ccomplishing our goal: we either convince the nobles in this area to rebel against the duke, or simply get rid of the Baron. Either way. So, I'll need to know - which nobles - that you know of - are particularly sympathetic to the Baron, and which are dissatisfied? Knowing will make the process much quicker.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:35:44 pm »
Xan, after weeks of standing absolutely still, raises his head.
He had to get off this ship.
By any means possible.
((In other words, I'm going.))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:10:38 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 12, 2013, 02:46:04 pm
Was is good not-cheese?
Yes. Yes it wasiswillbe.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Questioning the DM
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:06:57 pm »
Quote from: Xanmyral on June 12, 2013, 03:06:28 pm
I'll never understand why people believe the 'if they drink it, that must mean it isn't poison.' So many ways to thwart that.

...Unless that's the purpose here.
Note my not drinking it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Questioning the DM
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:06:16 pm »
Excellent!
...
By insurgency it means the Baron's reign, right?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread: Adventures in Questioning the DM
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:02:28 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on June 12, 2013, 02:59:01 pm
Yay! Zoah is encountering racism! Yay!
If you're feeling left out we could visit a Sidhe realm and watch them be racist to everyone except me, who they'd be contemptuous towards.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An Adventuring Party, Act 1: A Tale Of Two Hamlets (IC Thread)
« on: June 12, 2013, 03:01:29 pm »
Myrln scoops the glass up in his fingers, swirling the drink within around.
I understand the Baron controls these lands? My associates and I are here on behalf of a client that has been wronged - I won't say how - by him. We need access to his home, or information on how we can get in. We aren't here to cause any trouble, but if your brethren here were to want any annoying, obstructing people ... disappeared, we could perhaps arrange an unfortunate coincidence for them.
He takes a sniff of the drink.
Not a bad aroma. Wherever did you get it?
((Just for surety, could you repost the quest log we have? I may or may not have forgotten our actual objective.))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 12, 2013, 02:45:25 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 12, 2013, 02:40:39 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on June 12, 2013, 01:31:30 pm
Quote from: RedKing on June 12, 2013, 01:25:55 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on June 12, 2013, 01:09:05 pm
Quote from: Ameablable on June 12, 2013, 01:04:41 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on June 12, 2013, 01:03:17 pm
Quote from: Sigulbard on June 12, 2013, 09:44:48 am
The world's oldest person died today.

My friend was like: "Oh, really? Why did he die?"
...
Hey!
Oh wait, I'm not a person.
but just how old are you Xantalos?
I know that you are as old as time itself. but just how old is that?
Undefined.
Well I know ONE eldritch abomination who's not getting a birthday present then!
It's all right. Due to my age being undefined, I receive negative infinity presents every time length to the point of infinity.
So whats the last one you've opened had?
Hard to say. They're literally impossible things; they shouldn't be able to exist, so I guess the closest analouge would be ... some cheese.

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