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Messages - Xantalos

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Niklas coughs politely.
It turns out that the guards at a restaurant the scammer was at were far better at fighting than most. I don't mind being beat by them, they're certainly worthy opponents, but they
took.
My.
Knives.
For that I will skin them alive and feed their faces to my cat in front of them. I need you to help me do that.

25517
... so subtle the reference wasn't there at all, it looks like...
They open the door, see the interior of a typical dorf fort, and promptly close the door.

25518
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 10, 2013, 12:30:20 pm »
Pirates of the Caribbean has a plot? I thought it was just Jack Sparrow running around being crazy while pirates fought monsters.
It's actually not hard to see. There's not that many pyrotechnics.

25519
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12-The Country (RP)
« on: June 10, 2013, 12:25:20 pm »
Woah damn. PTF.

Try to contact outside world. If that doesn't work, +1 to road sign.

25520
Hu-rah!
...
I'm not providing sound effects.

25521
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.27
« on: June 10, 2013, 06:41:23 am »
YOU SONOVABITCHAAAAAAAARRRRRG
Bukkar, lamost literally glowing with rage, launches himself at the final zombie, looking for a target to take his aggression out on. That zombie didn't seem to mind.
His fist arcing with power, he drove it down toward the enemy with ridiculous speed.
LIGHTNING FIST ZOMBIE ONE!

25522
I see potential for a manic or otherwise insane person to have a master rank in, say, punching, and them being in a completely frenzied state of mind would result (at least theoretically) being able to pass a check of 0 by 10. Say they were punching a punching bag and they got that high. Imagine the results!
*You have punched the punching bag through several walls!*

25523
Well, if you want to be safe we could breed a subspecies of flowers that is inherently parasitic and then try them out on human captives. It would be really cool - and effective - to have them, especially if we could design capsules to drop them from orbit onto a planet with. They'd plant themselves in hosts surrounding the drop site and we'd have the beginnings of a base right there.

25524
Play With Your Buddies / Re: Marooned in Morrowind, a suggestion game
« on: June 10, 2013, 04:14:16 am »
Now that we're on a new save, I'd like to get that hat sewn onto our crotch. It'll distract enemies.

25525
We're encouraging the flowers to grow in them, not with them, though. If this works right we could eventually breed mobile flowers that hunt down and plan themselves in human hosts.
Ans why would the Flowers decide that the nonpsychic humans are a better fit for them than the Kai they evolved alongside of?

25526
Niklas marches up to Erin.

Fix my arms.

25527
Grizzly, you just gave me the best idea ever.
We should capture a human, actually multiple humans, and then try to hybridize them with the Flowers.
No neative consequences I can see from this whatsoever.

25528
Dauymn.

25529
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Game
« on: June 10, 2013, 02:08:30 am »
I'll sit this one out, I think.

25530
Jump up and grab it, then unscrew it, letting the elf catch me when I fall down.

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