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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 07, 2013, 10:39:34 am »

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((Speech color change. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.))
Kevin follows Morton off the ship.
((WHAT COLOR CHANGE))

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Note: go visit iceland sometime.

DON'T WORRY YOU GUYS IT'S NOT GOING TO END UP LIKE INNSMOUTH AGAIN
DON'T RUIN THEIR BEAUTIFUL, SMOOTH SKIN, XANTY!
I won't, I won't. Jeez. Ever since that time with that volcano you guys have been nothing but nag, nag, nag. Don't set off that super volcano, Xantalos. Don't engineer that supervirus, Xantalos. Don't split the moon from the planet, Xantalos.

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Note: go visit iceland sometime.

DON'T WORRY YOU GUYS IT'S NOT GOING TO END UP LIKE INNSMOUTH AGAIN

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.26
« on: June 07, 2013, 10:01:56 am »
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

Pick up the drunkard and beat the zombies to (re)death with him.

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General Discussion / Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« on: June 07, 2013, 09:58:38 am »
*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*
Excellent, you passed the test! See the skeletons? Those are people WHI starved to death waiting on the X.
Yay! Can I buy property now?
Not my department. Sure, I guess.

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General Discussion / Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« on: June 07, 2013, 09:55:59 am »
*Checks watch*

Well, I'll just fill out this form myself.

*Walks off*
Excellent, you passed the test! See the skeletons? Those are people WHI starved to death waiting on the X.

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Stupid trachea being connected to the esophagus. I don't need to breathe through my mouth if I'm going to die because of it.

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HOW ABOUT I AND SVEN REMOVE?




YOUR INTESTINES!


Proceed to do so with my sharp stabby stuff and my cat.

Also the mob charges and stuff. Yarr. 

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 07, 2013, 03:02:23 am »
countries are like children arguing over who owns what.

Isn't that basically the entire premise of what a country is?
And IIRC Britain and France were always squabbling.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 07, 2013, 02:55:13 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 07, 2013, 02:34:55 am »
Jesus had a ton of super powers.
He also killed people for bumping into him, so he doesn't count.
I think that's one of his super powers!
Probably. IIRC he killed almost all of the people in his home village for almost no reason.
WITH MAGIC WHICH HE SAID IS BAD
JEEBUS GOING AGAINST JEEBUS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. In the bible, the only thing Jesus ever kills with magic is a fig tree, and the only time he acted violently towards people was when he scared a bunch of merchants of the temple with a whip because they were trying to make money off of people's worship.

Of course, it's entirely possible you might be thinking of some Old Testament prophet or Judge instead. Those dudes were hella violent, and there's a reason it's called "going Old Testament on your ass".
Admittedly it was probably that.
I kinda prefer that book anyway since it had dragons worshiping him at one point.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 07, 2013, 02:30:39 am »
To turn the topic...
Also,

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: June 07, 2013, 02:28:58 am »
Yeah, pretty much all you can do with they kind of situation is be there for them.
Well, and make it clear that you will be; they sometimes miss that.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: June 07, 2013, 02:23:58 am »
Ooh.
...
Try to comfort her?

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