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-all of the ones to violence you asses, she's twelve!

She's allied with a Sibling who intends to kill us as our erstwhile allies look on. She's at least mildly valuable to her, plus I doubt Proxxy would be expecting us to do that. Why not take her hostage?

Niklas sighed in longing.
I'd like a kitchen like that...but back to business. We need to get a refund, do we not? While its confusing that the demongodartist didn't soul bind the mages who ran the ship, I'll go with you to ... get a refund from the ticket guy.
He looks at the cat on his arm.
What do you think, Sven?
_Mrrow.
Good, it's settled then! Let's go get a refund!
And possibly cook the guy.
Niklas remembers the other thing he put in the cake.
Heh. Hope they like that tiger I put in the cake.

Accompany Sigmund on his scammer hunt!

Have Goombess touch it!

Actually - *become immortal* - nope.

Breakdance

Hey, want some cake?
Point the box in their direction and push the button.

Myrln smiles enigmatically.
"Ah, but if I were to interpret that in a certain way, I could simply answer, 'yes I could' and leave it at that. A better way to phrase it would be 'please make my chicken moister' or something along that turn of phrase. He shrugs. "But, since I'm a good guy, I'll do what you intended to ask."
Myrln reaches out with his glamor and befuddles the Duke's mind into thinking the chicken is moist.

Ah, so you are aware? Good. Good. This will help; the realm we are from needs a bit of a shakeup anyhow. The one above me is right, though. If you manipulate events good enough, you just may be able to ... well, do as you would in a Bethesda RPG: do whatever you want!
The only price we ask for our assistance is to be able to watch and suggest.