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Messages - Xantalos

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I'd in for that. It'll give me a good basis on what to expect from the agents they keep sending after me.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 26, 2013, 08:06:10 pm »
Wait
Double entendre
OH GOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE
It's no double entendre, it's skin cream made out of foreskins.
But that's just inefficient! If you're going to make skin cream use the whole thing, not just the foreskin!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: GTFGTEAFGTEIGTE
« on: May 26, 2013, 07:59:52 pm »
Dear LordSlowpoke,

You have apparently succeeded in establishing dominace over me. However, you failed to realize that I have the temperament of a honey badger.


GARARARARAGRGAGRAGRGAGRGAGRGARG SHOOT SLOWPOKE AND DEVOUR HIS CORPSE RAAAAAAAAA

Signed,
Xantagun

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New Oats of the stick. Poor Belkar, he's been typecasted into his own archtypical character.
Hohoho I remember that.
This will be fun.
I forseee Belkar hiring body doubles to act as a jackass to keep up appearances.

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I built a homemade railgun, and learned that flamethrowers are legal without a license in all states but california. Yay for washington state! Also, the railgun smashes cinderblocks. Pew Pew Pew Bang Bang Bang!
yay !!Science!!

I built a portable laser couple of days ago for killing insects, EAT MY 20WATTS MUHAHAHAHA

Good lord you two are psychopaths. :P

I want to see your designs~

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Trapped: A Horror RPG
« on: May 26, 2013, 07:47:12 pm »
I see a Warhammer fan amongst us. Waitlist application.
Gotek and Felix FTW.

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Spend 100 pence on stat points. Put ALL in our health. Become Blood Knight. Rule the land with a Blood-Iron Fist.
4/5 in health, 1/5 in SP.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Trapped: A Horror RPG
« on: May 26, 2013, 07:37:04 pm »
A GUNIN game, with a touch of Dwarmin :P Yay for missing it >_>
There's such a thing as a GUNIN game? *fistpump*
Yes. It tends to be a game with an exceedingly interesting setting with many secrets, with an IronyOwlish tendency to shut down early.
Though if they make it through the first few days, they're generally good.

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They're still insisting that I was the one being an asshole. I'll definitely admit that I had a temper a micron long, but I'd also submit that they were kind of taking advantage of the fact that I was too drunk to explain what I wanted in clear and concise terms, and they were in no mood to respect my wishes even if I'd been able to.
Drunk + Pre-existing Derp = Superderp

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 26, 2013, 07:18:30 pm »
My mother and aunt are seriously starting a placenta -> pills business. I am traumatized. Some people just make their placenta into smoothies or eat it straight, though, which is even worse :(
Ha ha ha oh what

Almost as bad as foreskin skin cream.
Wait
Double entendre
OH GOD THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE

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General Discussion / Re: Sexism Thread #23
« on: May 26, 2013, 07:16:08 pm »
No, I'm trying to tell you that male feminists often understand that most of the MRA issues stem from, or at the very least are related to, feminist problems ("Why are men the ones who have to do all this crap?  Oh, because we assume women are too weak to do it.  Huh.").  So a lot of people working for men's rights call themselves male feminists.

Basically, the difference is between thinking all of men's problems come from feminists, vs. going "huh, the dominant power structure is fucking all of us over; maybe we should do something about that."
See, that second thing sounds good.

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Because maaan if you don't maaaaan and go and party then you're just a bummer maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
I think that's their thought process.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Trapped: A Horror RPG
« on: May 26, 2013, 07:11:39 pm »
Name: Durmar Vorboksson
Gender: Male
Race: Dwarf
Appearance: A stocky man, even for a dwarf, Durmar has brown curly hair tied back in a ponytail, revealing suntanned skin and piercing blue eyes. He has a broad nose and a bushy mustache to match his eyebrows. Stubble grows upon his cheeks. He's relatively fit, and thanks to his vocation has more than his fair share of scars.
Profession: Durmar used to be a wealthy merchant before his products - various explosives - were used to assassinate many members of the nobility. Shamed and shunned by the rest of dwarven society, Durmartook up the only vocation available for pariahs such as himself - that of a DeathSeeker. These dwarfs take up their weapon of choice and wander the world, killing every enemy they see until they die in combat to atone for their sin.
Skills: Expert Fighter
Item: A sharpened rock
Magical Potential: Yes, though he doesn't know it.
Spell: Healing: Durmar can (for now) dull his pain, and at higher levels he could seal wounds, stop bleeding, and (at ludicrous/master level) regenerate severed limbs, along with other healing stuff, such as restoring stamina, etc.

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+1 to the ten-foot-pole plan.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 26, 2013, 06:44:01 pm »
Dead people on Mt.Everest.
Very nice preservation, apart from that one skeleton guy.
Note - would be a good shrine if need death energy.

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