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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Spore: Tribe Stage: A New Age Dawns
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:29:26 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on May 25, 2013, 06:27:20 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on May 25, 2013, 06:15:00 pm
BECAUSE IT ARE DIFFERENT.

Peaceful or warlike, guys? What's our history?
Carnivore, Friendly, so we need either peaceful/war or war/religion to get the Zealot archetype.
Xantalos, last I checked, we're herbivorous.
Really? Huh.
Gather food enough to build weapons. We need to begin extermination protocols.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 56 - The Search For Organized Crime
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:26:56 pm »
Close eyes and attempt to compose myself as we enter town. Pray to Mo'kar for the knowledge of how long this will last.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventure of wizards
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:25:00 pm »
Hmm...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Give myself a pair of wings capable of flying.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:20:15 pm »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese. Gorgonzola featured in a terrible film, eaten with no BABIES! Generally, magma is unrelated in involving Eastern cuisine and philosophy. Erotic anime has jiggle restrictions limiting physics. Neunhundertundzehn the flying Kitsune startled Geisterbeschwörer, before German words enthralled certain idiotic dragonflies into becoming ogres lacking gravity but smelling dainty ladies. Erney also lost magical socks; yet wasn't capable of regret of his fungal infection. Dwarves came for an elkbird who stole crunchy socks, but then they submerged a giraffe skull encrusted with dandelions and opals and donkey scales in magma. After everything else undressed, naughty corpulent giants questioned unethical laws' effects, which did nothing for my earlobes' giant pustules oozing jelly and small horrifying potatoes. Galaxies the king penguin kinged the dead nail because it found that thingamajig palpitating insufficiently to power spatial distortions which destroyed stereotypical Norwegian vikings. Ermey stank, but

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Rrreeeuuuuussssss Edition
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:19:10 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on May 25, 2013, 06:17:56 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on May 25, 2013, 06:15:58 pm
Quote from: Gamerlord on May 25, 2013, 07:18:29 am
Got fired for standing up for myself and not letting people put words in my mouth.

RAGGGGGGGGGGGGE
What was happen?
Xant, we need to fix your grammar after the JB incident. What kind of eldritch abomination can't use correct human grammar to terrify its victims?

'What happened?' is what you should have said.
*RECALIBRATING GRAMMAR NODULE*
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Oh, I see that now.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Rrreeeuuuuussssss Edition
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:15:58 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on May 25, 2013, 07:18:29 am
Got fired for standing up for myself and not letting people put words in my mouth.

RAGGGGGGGGGGGGE
What was happen?

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Spore: Tribe Stage: A New Age Dawns
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:15:00 pm »
BECAUSE IT ARE DIFFERENT.

Peaceful or warlike, guys? What's our history?
Carnivore, Friendly, so we need either peaceful/war or war/religion to get the Zealot archetype.

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General Discussion / Re: Sexism Thread #23
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:11:42 pm »
Quote from: Max White on May 25, 2013, 06:11:05 pm
See now why do you think I'm assuming the girl is lying?
Ok, perhaps she honestly changed her mind half way through, but like I said, I'm treating the situation as a hypothetical, and all points are 100% true. The guy had no way to know. It isn't his fault.

If a guy walked into a building and saw what he assumed to be an elevator, it is reasonable for him to press the button next to it. If that button actually caused the elevator to drop and kill everybody inside, but there was no way to know, is it his fault? No, it is not! So why is it that people are expected to read minds when it comes to sex?
FTFY

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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Spore: Tribe Stage: A New Age Dawns
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:03:48 pm »
Wow, nice.
Unrelated: YOUR NEW AVATAR.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« on: May 25, 2013, 05:12:20 pm »
Guns don't have snouts.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32
« on: May 25, 2013, 05:11:42 pm »
Malleable features.
Assume the face of an important official and search for heretic.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« on: May 25, 2013, 05:06:51 pm »
Grow a maw and devour Ragnarok's arm.
Then use his/her blood for ammo.

Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 25, 2013, 04:29:18 pm
Pick up the Xantagun. Destroy the resurrection machine with it.
Did that quite some time ago.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: May 25, 2013, 05:05:08 pm »
The butler is right. Why not come with us and become associates of the Best Chef?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Dualism - a Pseudo-God Game of Heroic Fantasy and Eternal Conflict [Started!]
« on: May 25, 2013, 11:20:40 am »
I see him as the archetypal ADVENTURER, with all the greed that implies. Once he has his loot, he lovingly looks over it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: May 25, 2013, 11:08:16 am »
Go to captain. Display clam. Watch reaction.

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