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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Clouded Fens - Good Day, Officer
« on: May 24, 2013, 03:29:16 pm »
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The bastard diverted you from the question.Cleverbot, you are a weak and pathetic excuse of something clever.
I know I'm damn late on this, but that's a damn good yo momma joke Cleverbot made there:
Yo momma is so bad at cooking, she is the eventual cause of the expansion of the sun!
DO THISYou know, I think a fun thing to have as a yard decoration when I have a house would be a giant bronze bust of some Soviet leader or other pilfered from the Eastern Bloc. Imagine...I could intimidate visitors by flanking my driveway with twin giant heads of Lenin.
Make it as expensive and ridiculous as you possibly can. And hire snipers to keep undesirables from touching it.
Hrmm, trapped in mine with ghosts. It does seem like a good way to boost our Evil credibility...Reminds me of that thing in Demonhood with the mine.
So if you ever get mugged, just pull your pants down, bend over, and fart your lungs out all over that bastard. Who knows; it just might work.
+1If viable, change to stun-ammo and - presuming we do have that option - don't be shy to pull the trigger.
If we do not have that option, use less-lethal ammo (like rubber bullets or what-have-you) and BLAM.
If neither are valid, give chase while radioing in suspect description.