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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Remember [A Momento Style RTD]
« on: May 21, 2013, 08:42:42 pm »
One of Glorious Leader's concubines used her wiles to get substances my family dealt in and called the guards on me when I asked for payment, saying I'd assaulted her. Leader offed himself soon after and I tried to slip out unnoticed.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: May 21, 2013, 04:29:58 pm »
I want to see if the clam is the creature. If the cat gets eaten, we're fine.
I'm going to cook one of these too, though.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: May 21, 2013, 04:06:54 pm »
Just a test.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So long, suckers!
« on: May 21, 2013, 03:05:14 pm »
Well figure this. We're two of the most powerful beings here. Why fight when we - which is both me - can team up and assure each others' safety and dominance over the rest?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: May 21, 2013, 02:59:57 pm »
Drop the cat onto the clam to see what happens.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:26:19 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 21, 2013, 09:18:13 am
I have to satiate a growing curiosity and today, I found a means to do it. I have found a site where I could watch Troll 1 & 2 for free.
I know they are terrible/horrible/bad movies but that's only from what I have read on the internet.
The question is.. Should I watch them and see what was truly terrifying about them, or should I stay far far away from them?
No idea about Troll 1 wait.
THEY'RE WATCHING TROLL 1! ... AND THEN THEY'RE GOUNG TO WATCH TROLL 2!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

No seriously, don't do it. Troll 2 isn't even remotely related to Troll 1, has the worst acting and live delivery ever, unintentional homosexual undertones, a scene where a dude is seduced by a witch with an war of corn that explodes into popcorn while they get funky (for no real reason), the name of the town is Goblin spelled backwards and apparently eating vegetables will turn you into goo while eating bologna will save you from goblins I mean nilbogs.
It's the dark side of camp.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Picture Fight
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:14:24 pm »
http://theparanoidfreak.deviantart.com/art/Eldritch-Abomination-200491430

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Yet Another Generic Dungeon Crawling RTD
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:09:21 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 21, 2013, 06:28:09 am
Onwards to the Portcullis!
Yeah!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One word story
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:05:34 pm »
Once was a large car dance party! Ermey was invited, and he brought mead for dwarven panting goats but Threetoe banned him. He found his revenge posting violent anecdotes involving Caboose and tentacles on cheese.

(side note there's already one of these)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gaming Block (Game Discussion Thread) (Totally Not Roller's Block)
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:03:57 pm »
I think I would enjoy that.
I assume it's limited to Earthlings? Otherwise some opportunistic bastard (ahem) would make up some OP alien guy.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: May 21, 2013, 11:56:00 am »
Hmm.

Experimentally stab the clam with my acid-proof knife.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: you must accelerate
« on: May 21, 2013, 11:52:25 am »
Acceptination the missionaries
Gradually turn Walrus Word into Word of WalrusSquid

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Out-Of-Cosmos Experience
« on: May 21, 2013, 04:46:41 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on May 21, 2013, 04:45:29 am
DEFECATE INSIDE XANTALOS STOMACH. HOW'DYA LIKE THAT, ******?
I HAVE A STOMACH?!
I HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM?!

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General Discussion / Re: Your opinion on women in the military?
« on: May 21, 2013, 02:42:09 am »
...
That is true, although I'd imagine you'd have to have both in order to get in, but they'd like a person who can lift 50 pounds 50 times than a guy who can lift 100 pounds 10 times (in a row).

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General Discussion / Re: Your opinion on women in the military?
« on: May 21, 2013, 02:36:22 am »
Waitwaitwait. Isn't endurance a better quality than raw strength for the military save for machine gunners and the like?
Quote from: DJ on May 21, 2013, 02:34:06 am
Testosterone is a steroid. Given equal exercise, the person with more testosterone will put on more muscle. Or do you guys disbelieve that steroids do anything, and all those people in sports are abusing them just for laughs?
That would make sense, actually.

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