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Quote from: Vector on May 18, 2013, 03:39:37 am

Played a little of Mass Effect, to just calm me down so I can sleep.  It's pretty neat!  I'm playing a ruthless earthling infiltrator.  I liked getting to make my own character, though she does look sort of weird.  That's nice too, though.  First time I remember getting to play a hardass of my own sex~  Yay.

The Mass Effect character creator is not the best in escaping the uncanny valley. It can also lead to....misjudgments (one of my Shepards had what appeared to be sharpened cheek bones because I apparently have no conception of depth until it's too late).

Dragon Age Origins did much better in that in that it let the head turn to the side when you were creating the character.
Gotta play that game again and rage at EA for Dragon Age 2.

Take a step or two back.

And then Xantalos discovered the secret to winning at incest.

And then Solifuge joined my sig.

I don't even think he drives it. At one point it manifests itself in the form of a lady and it's revealed that he just hits the switch, having no goddamn idea where he's going.
I think.

PTW!
I'll try to get some of my dark god buddies to 'bless' the new guy.

Quote from: kaenneth on May 17, 2013, 10:01:55 pm

Have sex with myself.

Isn't that like... Super incest?

No, super incest is if you go back in time and father your great-grandfather and then go forward in time a bit and father your father, thus becoming your own father twice over, and THEN have sex with yourself.
If you want you can send yourself back further and propogate your whole family line leading down to you with yourself.

Why the fuck does anyone watch the show? Hell, how is it even still on the air? Dude apparently has at least two god-tier items of Plot Device-itude that can do literally anything, not to mention he's immortal and a time traveler. There is no potential for drama unless the characters suffer ridiculous amounts of amnesia and forget all the crap they could do to solve any problem.

Guess what they do.

Oh, and for suggestions:
Split their skulls open at the base of the nose, crumbling the 'face' portion of them. Detach the spinal cord from the base of the skulls and wave in triumph.