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Messages - Xantalos

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Excellent! Nothing like hunting a new type of meat to brighten up a day.

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...PTW, sayeth Xantalos.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.15.5
« on: May 15, 2013, 05:52:56 pm »
Catch up to party.

26839
"B-but I'm not good at fighting, you saw with the bear." Morton replied, pointing at the superficial scratches on him. "A-and these things eat metal, w-what are we going to use to fight them?"
We get the mages to enchant our weapons, of course! What else are they there for, beyond flooding villages with crabs?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 53 - The God-Mob
« on: May 15, 2013, 02:47:23 pm »
Dude, Gronok is tripping some major ballsack right now. I mean, Holy Fukken' Shit level tripping right now.
MMMmmmmmmamammaamaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.15
« on: May 15, 2013, 02:46:58 pm »
You pansy! You're drunk off beer that should be MINE!

Pummel the drunkard into a pulp. Then, catch up to the rest of the party. Can't trust themselves to not hurt themselves without me, after all.

26842
Well, then.

You guys. Come with me and you can kill stuff and I can get exotic meat for my next dish!

((Addressing the rest of the minions.))

Attempt to wake up the cat while doing so.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 53 - The God-Mob
« on: May 15, 2013, 01:55:32 pm »
Oh. Either those berries were hallucinogenic or I'm having a vision.

Gronok floats over to the ogre.

Could you tell me where Mo'kar is? I'm sure he's here somewhere, and I can jump off the moon to get to him!

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But we have a Vector. What do you think started this whole discussion?
Oh yeah.
I'm getting forgetful in my undetermined age.

26845
A Vector as well.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 15, 2013, 10:05:57 am »
On the same site:
Guy facepunches a bear to save his family.

MZ, have you been on vacation in Alaska by any chance?  :P
And then there is this kid.
Isn't that the same kid who got hacked by 4chan?

26847
Were the Things Below made out of any kind of meat?

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It is with pride that I let you guys know that this fort is one of the hells I send people to to amuse me.
Good job.

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Hey, could I have that cat now?

Take cat.
Wear bearskin as cloak.
Accompany them on tour.

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Street after street of golden brown leaves!
Crunch crunch crunch!

Also, a week of free gym membership. Just got back from day 1. Apparently there are entire muscle groups of pain I never even knew about.
Ehehehehe.

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