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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 20, 2016, 08:26:16 am »
Ohhh GAWD!!!

Donald Trump is going to be Elected...

It is going to be so horrible...
How dya know? Prophetic vision or just cynicism?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:50:19 am »
Fuck. This fever woke me up after 2 hours of sleep and it's so hot I'm practically leaving burn marks on my skin.

Shitfuckery.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 20, 2016, 02:39:20 am »
I DID IT

I GOT COMPARED TO SOMEONE FAVORABLY

I ARE WINNER

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IIRC that's what one guidebook or another called him. Sheev Palpatine.

Get it? Shiva the destroyer? He destroyed the Jedi? It's fucking funny mm8

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 21 On Trial: No Smart Subtitle
« on: January 19, 2016, 11:51:44 pm »
((lol))

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General Discussion / Re: Order of the Stick: 1019 Withdrawn
« on: January 19, 2016, 11:31:07 pm »
Odin actually wanted Banjo in the pantheon.

IT HAS PRECEDENT

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Hell, it even explains why Yoda's such a bitch to fight - motherfucker's jumping about like a frog on precog crack, you can't hit him because he blocks every strike you throw at him before you even think of throwing it, and if any of his shankings, which are mostly gonna be around your legs where it's hard to defend, hit you you'll either be writhing around in pain from the cauterized scar on your leg or you'll be legless. Either way, you get hit you're dead in the next half-second at most.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Common Soldiers Union meeting room
« on: January 19, 2016, 10:35:45 pm »
I'll technically have enough money to buy it at the end of this mission anyway. So the urgency of my collection efforts has been rounded down.

No Xan you can't have the first Haebi limb that's going to me.
Pffft why would I need a Haebi limb? I need that gene mod that lets you transfer physical stats. My timetable has accelerated with the Lurker being a thing.

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One thing I always thought was weird was people complaining about the prequel fights being the combatants dancing around until one of them loses a limb. Why wouldn't it be like that? These are guys with weightless swords that have foreknowledge of the future. If they fight, I'd imagine it'd be hundreds or thousands of blocked blows before a sudden finish, because the moment one of them connects the fight's over.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 19, 2016, 08:56:37 pm »
Side note, I looked up Xan and look what it's apparently defined as in urban dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xan

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 19, 2016, 08:37:54 pm »
Wow that's... okay.  Everything is... okay.  Can I go into negative points with reductions?
Edit: alternatively, can I just say she's dead and start another one?
You could, but that would be cheating. You gotta earn your deaths. Come on, stick with it man! I believe in 4.
Yeah, just go antagonize the Armory...
Yeah nevermind.

So... Xan wants to have sex with everyone in the HMRC?  Or humanity?  Dude, Xan hasn't even fucked a tiger yet, and you think he can exceed Elizas?

Also, it's not an oedipus complex if your interests are bisexual.  You have to exclude a gender for oedipus.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NINJAS TODAY?!

Because everyone's favourite thing about Oedipus is that he fucked his mom? (I'm never sure if I should be using the word fuck or not on this forum)
Fuck is fucking a-fucking okay to say around us fucking fucker-fucks, don't fucking worry about it.
:P

Well, for me anyway. I may have offended quite a few people with the previous statement. Ah well.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 19, 2016, 08:29:32 pm »
In my experience they aren't radically different. The interests vary (probably both due to the different brain structure/activity AND the whole 'stuff society expects men and women to like is different' part), but otherwise it's not all that different to talking to a guy.
I was thinking about general behaviour actually, rather than specific interests. Like males tend to take good-natured ribbings a lot better. Less likely to get offended by stuff too.
Varies on the individual - I know a few girls that talk more shit than 5 average males and don't really get offended by things.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 19, 2016, 08:27:52 pm »
So... Xan wants to have sex with everyone in the HMRC?  Or humanity?  Dude, Xan hasn't even fucked a tiger yet, and you think he can exceed Elizas?

Also, it's not an oedipus complex if your interests are bisexual.  You have to exclude a gender for oedipus.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NINJAS TODAY?!
Don't worry, you'll see what I mean if I manage to pull it off.

and the moral of this story is, never ask.
NEVER COLLAPSE THE QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 19, 2016, 08:17:43 pm »
No no no. Bigger in ... scope? Scope. Scope sounds like the right word.

Though I applaud you for remembering that obscure character detail.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 19, 2016, 08:07:40 pm »
Never fear, I'll seek to ... rectify it soon enough.

The strength of Xan's Oedipus complex shall be known for all eternity by the time I'm done!

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