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Always good to have an appreciator of good food!

He listens to the conversation about souls and such.

Speaking of which, do you know magic? I've been thinking of becoming a cleaver mage.

Quote from: 10ebbor10 on May 09, 2013, 02:57:06 am

Depends on how you calculate dominant. Plenty of biotopes and niches in which "good" eyes are not important. We're in one of those.

Also, why would we ever progress to land. We haven't got a skeleton, breathing system, structural support, digestion system, and our natural weaponry and movements systems are useless there.

we may want to progress to land later on, or we may more to a different biome.

I'm not saying replace what we have with eyes, just add eyes on top, even if they aren't much use at the moment.

Eh, right now we don't really need them.

Now you guys reminded me of Terry Pratchett

Scrape fire off, concentrate scraped off fire on fist, launch in a FIST OF MOLTEN FURY.

Seeing as how he has all this handy fire on him, Derm attempts to put it to use!
(4)
The flames ooze over his clothes and concentrate in his hand to form a glob of very hot plasma.
(4)
He then LAUNCHES this plasma out into the jungle, which is incinerated for a good 50 meters in the direction he hurled it in!
(5)
What's this? The plant life actually seems to be picking itself out of the ground and running away!
Derm somehow scares off an evil biome!

PUNCH!

KICK!

HYAAAAH!

(3vs6)
The clerk chops Grey Guy across the neck James Bond-style, stunning him!
(1-1vs5)
She then picks him up with one hand, reaches down his throat with the other, and pulls him inside out!
(4)
She, being rather compassionate despite just inverting him, sprays him with some sort of chemical that lets him live. Somehow.
... IT'S SPACE DOCTORY.
She then walks back behind the counter and begins to shuffle some paperwork.
Grey Guy has been turned inside out!

(Derm-shaped fire? Would it be dermish in other ways, as well?)

Increase the reproduction and mutation rates of the gravel dragonlets.

(Yes.)
(1)(5)
The dragon, impatient and wanting to see his children evolve, tries to hurry the process!
Unfortunately, his meddling causes the dragons to die when they reproduce, and a full 10 of them die before they stop!
On the other claw, he's managed to ensure that if he can fix their reproduction problem, they'll gain such awesome mutations as Solidity, meaning they'll no longer fracture and die from the tiniest causes, and they'll look cooler! They may also become able to breathe a breath weapon.
10 dragons die!
FGDs now die when they attempt to reproduce! Any succesful reproduction, however, will yield a Solid offspring with a possible breath weapon (determined by rolls)

Use white Paint to paint my face.

Destro - I mean CAPTAIN CANADA, attempts to harness the forces of Paint to get himself looking good!
(3)
Using the power of MIND MAGIC, he moves the paint onto his general face area! He did a pretty messy job, but it's all right.
CC's face is now white! He is spattered with blotches of paint.

Find metal planet, create metal ocular critters

Becoming bored with this petty conflict, another aspiring god looks for a sutiable environment!
(1)
He finds a planet of some sort. It's grey, looks soft, and has a gigantic 'Fr' across one side of it.
Well, time to do stuff without considering the consequences!
(5)
He forms, out of the ground, creatures just like him! With telekenisis, how else? They appear to be able to fire lasers like him, though they're not doing so for some reason.
The Oculi have been created!

"Ha! Exactly what I would  expect of a greater self! To fail even greater!"

Laugh at my big self being a bigger loser then me. Then go back to plan B of flinging planets at my big self to plan C of absorbing him so I can get back to plan A of random destruction.

Superblast, being a jerk, laughs at ... himself, who is a bigger jerk. He then decides to shoot the metaphorical Einstein and manipulate a planet again!
(5)(3vs6)
He grabs hold of an ANTIRADIOACTIVE PLANET and tosses it at his clone, being careful not to actually handle it! However, being him, bigger him saw it coming and dodged easily.
(1)
Having moved safely out of the way, he resumes massaging his face with his fist!
EPIC FAILTALITY (THOUGH SUPERBLAST ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING)

TRAVEL TO THE PAST

ENTER PRIMORDIAL ENERGY BALL

CONSUME DELICIOUS MEGATHAUMS

The MAGIC MISSILE previously known as Slowpoke has decided to go back to the beginning of time itself! It travels through hyperspace until it reaches a scape surprisingly like the current one - an endless black void, with the only distinguishing feature being the infinite ball of swirling energy.
Well, that's new. Being the brave soul it is, it tries to enter!
(5)
Well that was easy. You'd think tht it's be incinerated by the enormous amounts of power running through this thing.
Being hingry, it attempts to consume the energy of the universe! This can only end well.
(6)
Opening what passes for a maw on a magic missile, it begins to suck in energy.
OH GOD
SO INTOXICATING
MORE
MORE
MORE x50
Eventually, it is sated. It looks for the energy ball, and finds that by consuming all of it, it has become it!
Slowpoke has become the Pre-Existant Universe!
(2)
Meanwhile, the cancer just sits there.
Waiting.

If that didn't work then...

No longer need to breath and become a lich.

Resolving that he doesn't need this puny meat anymore, Sam attempts to become a lich!
(3)
While he didn't pay very much attention in Necromany either, he's able to animate his bones so that he won't die. He doesn't have the immortality that comes from being a lich, nor is he able to fly, but he's not dying at least!
Sam Blake is now a Walking Skeleton!

Look for a base planetoid to crash into my own planetoid and neutralize it. After that, find an ammonia and silicon planetoids and crash those into the molten iron one.

Displeased with his unfortunate blunder, Irving looks for a counter-agent to clean his accidental mess!
(6)(4)
Ah, there's one. He manages to move it to the affected area without much trouble, neutralizing the acid but leaving a blotch of base on the area that'll be rather toxic to any life going there.
Problem solved, he looks for other ingredients in his cosmic stew!
(4)(2)
He finds a sphere of ammonium, but nothing of silicon in the general vicinity.
(3)
He shifts it over to the planet, but is prevented from merging it by the fact that it isn't molten iron anymore. As it is, the two planets'll collide soon.
The Acid Dissolving process has been halted!
A toxic blotch of base has been left on the affected area.
An Ammonium planet is due to crash into the planet in 2 turns!

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 09, 2013, 12:44:34 am

My roommate just stumbled back in the dorm, drunker and higher than I've ever seen him before. He can barely walk or sleep and won't stop laughing.

This is hilarious.

* misko27 appears on MSH's shoulder. "Record it, take photos!"

"Hey man, want some totally not weed? It's not weed!"

...Neo?

>Annihilate Xantalos.  Painfully on his part.

...
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