May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
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...((I mistook that for an actual update, Dwarmin. I got excited and everything. A pox upon you!))
((Good thing I wore my Pox-proof armor today...
Also, why not entertain us with an enlightening and longwinded story of Medhas mysterious past?))
((That's time I could use to update an RtD or two...))
I was recently playing Star Ruler and experimenting trying to find a good way to clear large numbers of enemies from a system. There's one weapon called the Shield Bomb that rapidly pushes your ship's shields outwards to do damage as things crash against it. They're the only weapon that cannot possibly miss and they affect everything in range with each attack. They're supposed to have very small range but I put them on a scale 100,000 ship and made them as large as possible to get see what the range would be. As soon as the ship jumped into the enemy system the horror started, less than a second later not only was the enemy gone, all the planets were gone too....
I have created a weapon that wipes entire solar systems worth of planets from existence instantly.
I don't have much experience with the darker side of police, but there are some nutjobbers in the force. All of them.What some dumbass cop says doesn't matter. The whole profession is a magnet for authoritarians and psychopaths.I find this highly questionable.
Being an evil-dictator-in-training has never been easier.The NYPD has now officially embraced doublespeak.Duly noted. My plans for violent takeover are proceeding without me doing anything!
I promise most of you will be fine.
Huh. Those halfassed plans I made to take over the world via police stateization are working without me doing anything.You and I think alike.
THIS IS THE ~54TH TIME THIS HAS HAPPENEDI have no freaking clue what is being discussed. Whatsoever. I cannot even begin to ponder it.The WTF thread is living up to it's own namesake by causing WTFs. That's meta.
I have no freaking clue what is being discussed. Whatsoever. I cannot even begin to ponder it.WEBCOMICS
This discussion is now running across two threads on two different forums. At least things are more civil than the one on GiTP.Oh dear.
CAN'T TOUCH DISWAT I'S SAYIN IS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
