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Attempt to recruit Cthulu's ghost
He's unconcious, for one. Not dead. Well, Cthulhu already IS dead, but you know what I mean.
Also, Cthulhu's ghost would eat yo ass.

Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.
[6v2+3-1] You slay the incapacitated Cthulhu.

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I didn't see that.
Eh, I'm Liam Neeson.

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Especially plot-important ones.
*jealous grumbling*

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Attempt to recruit Cthulu's ghost
He's unconcious, for one. Not dead. Well, Cthulhu already IS dead, but you know what I mean.
Also, Cthulhu's ghost would eat yo ass.

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Gain Force Powers
Go kill someone

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((and now I'm the chosen one??? well, that was unexpected.))

follow to throne room with great speed while not dying!
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WHAT DOES IT SAY

It tells me... things. like I said, I'm now the chosen one. This is all I'm saying.
Well, a large amount of people are now coming to kill you. I suppose that happens a lot with Chosen ones.

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I just got a new kitten. HOLY FUCK IS IT SO FUCKING CUTE. It was the runt of its litter, and proceeded to not give a fuck as my pitbull licked it for a good few minutes.
You have no idea what you just got yourself in for.
If you survive, try to haggle it down to less than half your soul.

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Xantalos jumps up, somehow having heard the announcement despite there having been none. His eye twitches crazily.
A broom man, they say? Well, I'll deal with that sumbitch. I've wrangled the pigeons of New Jersey and the sewer alligators of New York; whatever bastard broombomination these yellers can come up with won't faze me!
He jumps up from wherever he's sitting, his voice taking on an inexplicable cowboy accent.
TIME TO RUSTLE ME UP SOME CLEANING INSTRUMENTS! YAAAHOOOOOO!
He then races off to subdue the evil broom man!

Admin Note: Send a shrink to Xantalos. He appears to have gone psychotic again.

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DEM CRAZIES WERE RIGHT
ITS DA ALIUMS I TELL YA

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 05, 2013, 05:36:05 pm »
Not really, it looks like they're in a Lotus Eater thing, as everyone here's suggested. See:
Belkar dead in comic/alive in lasst panel
Purplish glow in panels/runes glow the same shade
Their eyes are swirly purple and they're all standing there drooling
Seems quite enough like Roy's fantasy to see Xykon remember his name, die and for Belkar to die too all in one comic segment.

It's all teh dreamz.
And for Redcloak to actually be not able/willing to escape the forcecage.

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((and now I'm the chosen one??? well, that was unexpected.))

follow to throne room with great speed while not dying!
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WHAT DOES IT SAY

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 05, 2013, 05:25:16 pm »
EDIT: So, that newest OOTS. Either the most anticlimactic fight ever or I'm going to be laughing for hours if my theory's right.
What's your theory? They triggered another one of those named traps. Really, they should have known better. Adorable blunders.
Lotus Eater Machine trap. I use them frequently when I DM. I'm a bastard.
Who else is a spellcaster that Roy could kill? Specifically, I'm talking about Varsuuvius. Why isn't she distraught?
Who do you think Roy just killed?
eheheheheheh
Er, it looks like they're just standing around, not doing anything (anything includes killing people).
Yeah, I jsut looked at it again. They've been ensnared by the runes and the last panel shows us that; I though that they were hypnotized and that 'Xykon' was actually V.
Symbol of Insanity, possibly? In that comic, it's well known for causing teamkilling.
Not really, it looks like they're in a Lotus Eater thing, as everyone here's suggested. See:
Belkar dead in comic/alive in lasst panel
Purplish glow in panels/runes glow the same shade
Their eyes are swirly purple and they're all standing there drooling

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General Discussion / Re: I require... decadence.
« on: May 05, 2013, 05:23:53 pm »
Nah, somewhere in the 10-12 year range they become semi-useful-ish until about high school graduation, at which point it goes back to negative usefulness until they start making some money themselves.

Also, going to certain colleges out of state is an expression of decadence. My sister's friend's father likened it to driving a Mercedes off a cliff each year

I could have gone to Oxford or Cambridge but my family worked out it would cost us about 9000 pounds a year, plus accomodation/travel. You need to be made of money for such things.
Note, add to projext list: Create a reproducing race of cash golems.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: May 05, 2013, 05:12:52 pm »
This is a silly place.
More so than Camelot?

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