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« on: May 04, 2013, 12:06:27 am »freeformscholarWho is this strange being?!
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freeformscholarWho is this strange being?!
No turn tonight, because I was setting up the tropes page and am absurdly sleepy at the moment. But enjoy the tropes page, and please add to it, seeing as how I made it while only half conscious.Please, someone mention my titanic rage at the fact of being killed 4 times with ridiculous ease, the last 2 being within the first 2 turns.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/LootersDelight
Except that ships in the ME universe are on a different, smaller scale than the SW universe. The Death Star has something like 25,000 turbolasers, when Star Destroyers only have 50. Do the math25000+50=25050.
Recall: Mass Effect ships are absolute garbage. Their shields are only good for stopping physical projectiles. ST weapons are either energy or plasma, save for the torpedoes. That aside, the only size estimates I could find for the Sovereign was 2km length. The DS-2 is 900 kilometers in diameter, if we're going with a completed DS-2 rather than the DS-1 (which was "only" 160km in diameter). To boot, both have shields which can block both physical projectiles and energy weapons.Or FD could pull up actual specs.
Even if it came down to a literal battle of attrition with each combatant grinding down the other, the Death Star would win by virtue of being a fucking artificial moon covered in weapons.
By way of reference, an Imperial-class ISD is 1.6km in length. In other words, the Sovereign is only slightly larger than an ISD and has significantly worse weapons and shield tech, and plenty of ISDs have been destroyed by piddly rebel ships. To boot, ST FTL doesn't rely on anything external to the ship. The Death Star could easily kite the Sovereign, making microjumps in to fire the main laser, jumping away and recharging, then jumping back.
No contest. Put the Sovereign against, say, a Super Star Destroyer and it might be a fair fight. Maybe.
Just kidding, the smallest SSDs are still longer than the Sovereign.
Let's be honest here, Mass Effect tech sucks royally in comparison to just about any other mildly competent SF verse. That's why crossovers with it almost invariably are either curbstomps or small/recovering factions encountering the ME universe at large.
I love this story, I love the work and best yet, I love how FFS planned all this all along O_oI haven't read it, but the whole Oric/Ciro thing may have been my doing.
His plans. They are phenomenal.
Good lord. That was glorious.I gotta agree. This is like the second coming of Demonhood.
Once more putting in the mention that this shit has got to be the most awesome thing ever to play in, even if the updates do take a year and a half due to hueg
Death Star vs. the Dreadnaught isn't even a challenge. After all, the Dreadnaught is not a snub fighter piloted by a plucky young farmboy.Well ... a dreadnaught (assuming Soverign was one) was able to handle and entire fleet's output of fire without flinching and the only reason it died was because Shepard offed it in it's Saren body. Assuming it is able to manoevur to avoid the DEATH LAZOR, which I think it could, at least before it powered up, it could probably withstand whatever the turbolasers on the Star could put out and blow it up from the other side where the planet destroying laser isn't on.
Given that Spaceballs actually has a plot, I rank it above ... them.What can I say? I hate crappy parodies. To me, Space Balls is on the same level of "wit" as the Scary Movie series.Sirus just can't handle his schwartz.He obviously hates yogurt.
Obviously his is a... Lone Starr? No? Fail? Fail.His fan radar has been ... jammed?
He must not like Drewish princesses... No. Shit. This is harder than it looks...
Sirus must not like Barf either? Meh, I'll keep it.
Sirus just can't handle his schwartz.He obviously hates yogurt.
Okay, this kind of scares me, but I think the last part of that statement was, "but I shall kill you where you stand if you do not kneel before me." So I'm going to do what he says... *gulp*I know the identity of the bug guy.
instead... kneel.
Xantalos, Count Cunt____
I get the impression that the powers had a big squabble a thousand years back with myths and legends and all that jazz, but nowadays it is mostly stories and superstitions with nobody really believing in the powers.Well, given that they can have a religion of evil, remnant race, and stuff like that I assume some people remember them. Scholars and such.
It was 86 Degrees Fahrenheit yesterday. Today it is 36 Degrees Fahrenheit.
FUCKING SPRING.
I'd like to nominate my own Metamorphican Madness II: A successor to Digital Hellhound's game, the players take control of some experiments who have taken a teratomorphic serum. Now as they mutate, they clash with everyone from mysterious agents and ancient demons to hillbillies and common cops. The players make their own plot, which currently seems to involve some people trying to avoid trouble, some people trying to get into trouble, and one guy trying to summon his demon overlord against the advice of Worm, his totem.I will vote for Metamorphican Madness II (+1). It's been reasonably fun, and is now developing a plot, which the Art of Minimalism is sadly lacking in. Not to say that TAoM is bad, but it lacks any type of coherency that makes any long-term planning actually worth it, hence why most players just spam random actions. Here, we have motivation!