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Done but... Turns out this next post is even longer then the last one.You get the NUKE.913 award if any of the updates breaks the character limit.
... I'm going to come up with something.
I find this disturbingly insightful.I personally like to triple-stack my corpses, but okay.
Happy time passage milestone day to FFS!Oh yeah, and happy initiation of biological degeneration day!
Happy day it became illegal to kill you day.It's legal to kill kids?
I like being controversial.
Who would have thought that a trip to /tg/ would net me copies of everything including The Methods Of Nonviolent Action, The Malleus Maleficarum and this....some of those guys owe me. Thanks for this.
Yeah, we had some weird shit tonight.Which ones? I saw the fail sexvertisement one, but nothing else apart from the Leninbot who was made of fail and shame.
Did anyone else get chosen?They chose the Power players, I think Chosen (regular players) apps are still open.
I could be far worse than I am.That sounds like me if I were actively evil.Well geez, I hope not.
Just in time for us to become the NEW old bigots! I can't wait.The -only- argument against immortality that's ever given me pause, I'll say that much.Except that by the time we achieve immortality (assuming we do, at least), most of the old bigots will be in the ground
I, have, equally sad story, but unlike me good friend Mr. King here, I'd prefer not to go into it at detail in the moment.That sounds like me if I were actively evil.
I can sum it up quickly by saying my father isn't like most abusive fathers. He's a vampire. A Leech. A Honest to god, sociopathic, misanthropic vampire. He lives his entire life around making bad people look good and leeching, mentally, and economically, on everyone else. And he is more convincing then the devil. I am serious. He has made people do things (people who don;t even know him or anything about him) do everything from risk themselves getting fired to emotionally investing everything in him just so he can have his god-damned coffee. He once convinced Con Edison not to shut off lights after he decided not to pay (decided, not that he didn't have the money, decided.) for 6 months. He managed to get custody of me and my sister from my mom for a month after he beat my mom so hard she was forced to go to the hospital.
Damnit, A little more then I wanted to tell. Bloody sad thread. Must return to being aloof.
I give you... The Hot Tub Boat.Best. Only way it could be better is if it was a time machine.
For when you want to be on the water and in the water, but not really in the water. Or as the Tumblr I got it from called it, the Whitest Thing Ever Made.
