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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:54:01 am »
Oh great, we pushed Bay12 into fruit math.
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Other Games / Re: Games you wish existed
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:50:03 am »Death by old age.Instilling good psychological values in yourself? Unlocking psychic powers and seeing the Waking person go crazy with them?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:45:51 am »Wait, wait, I remember.Got junk mail today. Included was some pamphlet for 'An introduction to Gnosis: Knowledge of the inner being through direct mystical experience!'Stock up on salt, aluminium powder and iron oxide powder. When the shoggoths come, you know what to do.
Ok, crazy people selling crazy shit to crazy people. Except aparently it is for a free ten week introductory course. Just enough time to brain wash somebody.
Fuck, I'm living near cultists. Worse still, cultists from something I have never heard of before, they could be the fringe cultists who are too crazy for all the other cultists! Next thing they will be picketing the hospital claiming that drugs murder your soul.
Get Jeff Bridges and wield him towards them as a weapon when they approach you. His presence burns them.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:41:55 am »Alright, alright, fine.Frutist.
What scale do you use to quantify fruitism?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:39:33 am »What else do you have then?I have a copy of your mind locked somewhere in my VAULT.
Teeth-prints? 3D models of my hair?
I dunno where.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.3
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:34:47 am »((I know, and I may have to rethink that a little. It was IC, though, as the red guy doesn't have very much patience. Or subtlety. I'll try to rein him in.ROYAL RAGING MEATSHIELD?! I'LL SHOW YOU MEATSHIELD YOU VAGUELY OBNOXIOUS ELF!
WAIT. YOU BASTARDS ARE THE ONES THAT PROVOKED HER TO SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'LL KILL YOU YOU BEATNIK SCUMDOGKOBOLDWORMARSEDEADBRAINED NITWITS!
BUKKAR INITIATE LIGHNING FIST RAGE ATTACK
((OOC: While this seems dreadfully in character, why do you want to start a fight when a good deal of us are injured (read:me, I'm really injured) and unarmed Lv.1's against non-hostiles who are not attacking us right off? I took high diplomacy so we wouldn't get killed in the first encounter. I can at least wring some lousy maps from this guy so we can move on with our quest.
If you're just patient, we'll have plenty of Kobolds to deal with soon enough..if Lawas hints were not an indication.
Then again if you're just being loltroll, I suppose logic doesn't apply. Note the current actions, friend, at least 3/5 players are not going to be helping you in the fight at all.))
...
Actually, since lawas isn't online right now ...
Shouting enabled. Fighting disabled. I kinda forgot about the injuries thing.
Derp.
Although there is the 1 in 12 chance of a random drunk starting a brawl with me next turn.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 63: Or It's Just Black Friday)
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:31:27 am »Aye. She be messaged, but I doubt we'll be getting a reply 'till the morn. Best hold out for the night, me lads.We missing anyone?Rainbow Dash.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 63: Or It's Just Black Friday)
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:28:52 am »*gasp*We missing anyone?
I've got 9 responses out of 10 so far.
Hang on.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:27:57 am »@Xantalos--yes, you're right. This time :3Okay. Which one was that pomegranate flavored one?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:25:46 am »Aw man, that really sucks.Fixed, unless I've mixed up genders again.
Resumes can be a pain in the ass, getting down to little details like that. You should probably wanna work out (or in) some details.
psst metal, she's not calling herself a moron for not knowing Java. She's embarrassed about having led someone to believe she knew Java.
That did not go well the first time...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 63: Or It's Just Black Friday)
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:24:22 am »
We missing anyone?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:22:28 am »Fine. Give Xantalos a soul so I can keep it in me.PROMPTLY DESIGNATE SOUL AS REFUSE STOCKPILE
RENT SOUL OUT AT OBSCENE RATES
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« on: May 01, 2013, 12:19:15 am »Actually, screw my previous move.
Speed up the dissolving of the realm barriers. Stop Xantalos' soul from escaping my trans-conscious and teleport to the core of the universe. Promptly consume whatever the core is. Even if it kills me.
I HAS NOT SOUL
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General Discussion / Re: Guess how long I've been logged in?
« on: April 30, 2013, 11:57:28 pm »And I in turn am only 154 days behind you.If not for Jifodus and his insane dedication to being online, I'd be number one. He's even online right now. I bet he's reading this, mocking me.
I am only 113 days behind you.
Soon
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General Discussion / Re: Guess how long I've been logged in?
« on: April 30, 2013, 11:47:23 pm »If not for Jifodus and his insane dedication to being online, I'd be number one. He's even online right now. I bet he's reading this, mocking me.
Quote from: jifodus
he he heHe probably didn't say that, but still.