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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 29, 2013, 10:00:56 am »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Prelude - Done
« on: April 29, 2013, 09:31:54 am »It's the Ragin' Mage who got through! Not the Halfling of Lechery!Who incidentally has no drinking debt to pay anymore. Nothing to do with him taking this quest.
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General Discussion / Re: A Game of Thrones: Histories of Crows and Bastards
« on: April 29, 2013, 09:24:17 am »I know, right?Hilarious.
Oh yea, Its Mundi! Game of Drones time!WHAT?
EDIT: DAMMIT! They cut out Patches the Mad! What ever shall we do without the most fruitloops jester this side of the Trident? The fate weaving lunatic who sings of prophecy and riddles!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS PATCHFACE???
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: April 29, 2013, 09:20:08 am »
Niklas, meanwhile, has begun to negotiate with the mages to have them make a dragon body for the stone.
He might resort to intimidation to get his way if it's going badly.
He might resort to intimidation to get his way if it's going badly.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) Divine Malevolence [About As Well As Expected]
« on: April 29, 2013, 09:03:24 am »
If they don't accept the above, grab the Plans and run away, yelling "SUCKER"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« on: April 29, 2013, 08:59:34 am »
As the Moderator kicks down the right door, he is knocked over by a flood of various fruits and foods. DZA, meanwhile, finds himself in a seemingly infinitely high room with a spiraling staircase in the center of it. There is a gigantic line of people on it; inquiry reveals that they're awaiting admittance. Various implements cover the walls.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Prelude - Done
« on: April 29, 2013, 08:54:32 am »
Bukkar grins, then shouts up at the sky, "HAH! Now who's going to pay your debts, Kuda? The rats?!"
He then bursts out in hysterical laughter and begins rolling on the ground.
Eventually he gets up and looks around him to examine his surroundings. And the people in them.
He then bursts out in hysterical laughter and begins rolling on the ground.
Eventually he gets up and looks around him to examine his surroundings. And the people in them.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« on: April 28, 2013, 11:49:20 pm »
With a poof, the surroudings vanish!
You are standing in a luxurious hallway lit by tasteful scones. There are 2 doors to this hallway, one to the left, one to the right. the one on the right bears the inscription "Apple Pie, Cherry Crisp, Popcorn Strangler Muzzle Fist". The one on the left has a plaque on it saying "To find the waiter, go to the bell and ring it."
There are various other details of the surroundings.
What do you do?
You are standing in a luxurious hallway lit by tasteful scones. There are 2 doors to this hallway, one to the left, one to the right. the one on the right bears the inscription "Apple Pie, Cherry Crisp, Popcorn Strangler Muzzle Fist". The one on the left has a plaque on it saying "To find the waiter, go to the bell and ring it."
There are various other details of the surroundings.
What do you do?
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 28, 2013, 08:35:01 pm »I'm currently reading that Star Trek/Star Wars crossover that could count for over a million.Only about a thousand pages according to wikipedia (though obviously page size would adjust page count)... about 500k words, going by some cursory searching. RotK is ~800k (or slightly more than 50% larger than The Stand, uncut). Couldn't find one quicklike for Dream of the Red Chamber (though it's only coming out at about 350 pages, paperback. I'd guess around 2-300k words.).The Plum in the Golden Vase* MetalSlimeHunt snickers immaturely.QuoteActually, this is sort of good for me. Bracing work that makes me think "ah, I'll never complain about novel length again.Try reading the uncut version of The Stand. Then you'll never complain about novel length again for sure. Reading it during lunch, every study hall, and before the start of classes it still took me the better part of a year to finish. Around 3000 pages, as I remember it.
... I've read fanfiction that was over a million words for a single work <_< >_>
Maybe.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Modern magi
« on: April 28, 2013, 08:20:07 pm »Oy, lady! Spill us your exposition!Eat her if she does not comply.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:17:55 pm »Monthly fees... I get nervous paying for a game. I don't want to have to spend constant amounts of money just to play.This.
Incidentally this is why I play forum games on Bay12. Free!
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General Discussion / Re: Shit, lets be the Big Five. WAR WAS BEGINNING
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:12:47 pm »I did. Got a problem with that?You are extremely outgoing, social, and energetic. (Your percentile: 83)Who let you in here.
You tend to consider the feelings of others. (Your percentile: 79)* MaximumZero assumes fisticuffs pose.* MetalSlimeHunt is awkwardly jerked into a fisticuffs pose, as if by some ethereal force.* Wolfeyez hides behind MaximumZero and giggles.* greatorder Hides behind Wolfeyez and giggles
[/m]* scelly9 Hides behind greatorder and giggles.
[/m]* misko27 prods the combatants, and begins taking betsFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. IT'S THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY FOLKS, ONE TIME ONLY. DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS, HURRY ON DOWN. POPCORN 2 PERCENT OFF, FREE DRINK WITH EVERY PURCHASE. COME AND PLACE YOUR BETS BEFORE FIRST BLOOD AND GET THIS COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT!
*t-shirt says "I saw time-clones fighting, and it was AWESOME"*
* Xantalos laughs and begins promoting one side or the other
Timeclones betting on fighting timeclones. Hehe.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:09:53 pm »((does Niklas know about Sigmund's conversation with the stone?))((I assume so since they're both holding onto the stone.))
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:09:18 pm »
I'll try to update later tonight. Sorry for the wait, but I'm both lazy and busy.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: April 28, 2013, 07:05:48 pm »
I shall help you then, baby stone!
Niklas tries to impress upon the stone every memory he has in order to let it understand the world!
This may have the side effect of turning the stone into a copy of Niklas.
Niklas tries to impress upon the stone every memory he has in order to let it understand the world!
This may have the side effect of turning the stone into a copy of Niklas.