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To the West! (Not of Middle-Earth)

Go into the building.

Wait, if they're holding a meeting, that means their plans and stuff are both lying around. Completely unattended, presumably. Ripe for examination and possible theft, so to speak.

So get on with the examination and theft already! Take something highly important from whatshisname's place and plant it in magicface's den while you're at it. That is, if they have places at all.

If they don't, just eavesdrop on the meeting.

Try to listen on what they're saying. When you get close enough, whisper threatening discrepencies to them in an obviously fake falsetto voice.

Name: Zarlan the Australopithicus
Gender: Male
Age: 2 million years
Description: An apelike being about 4 feet tall, with wiry black hair growing all over it's body. Has green eyes and inexplicably jelled hair.
Former Occupation: Cheiftan/Negotiator Guy (CHA)
STR: --
END: +
AFF: ++
AGI:
TRN: --
AIM: +
Major Element: Force (Telekenisis basically)
Minor Elements: Creation of matter, Space
Weapon of Choice: Crusher Cannon. Think a gun that causes it's target to implode by increasing the mass of the target in certain places until it collapses in on itself.

MARTIX BLATTET

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 27, 2013, 04:47:41 pm

Quote from: Kaferian on April 27, 2013, 04:46:13 pm

Where in Europe am I anyways?

*shrugs*  The player never specified, so I say, your choice.

I'll be located in/above the Mines of Paris. Draconic nations, I do sincerely hope you will not use this information to kill my faction in horrible ways and fashions.

I won't use my OOC knowledge against you. I'll find out IC first.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 27, 2013, 01:38:35 pm

Quote from: FearfulJesuit on April 27, 2013, 01:27:53 pm

Not only are those dastardly teachers' unions turning our kids gay and indoctrinating them into evolution, they're also teaming up with Anonymous to attack Best Korea. Is there anything they won't stoop to?

Absolutely adorable. NK playing the victim card and talking about oppressing freedoms in the same sentence is cute.

You stole the words from my mouth. I don't know how a repressive dictatorship's propaganda can be adorable, but it is.

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The plot weavers on the Internet and the south Korean puppet wire-pullers shall pay dearly for their crimes.

Daww. I want a pet like that!
Well, aside from my homicidal other pet.