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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« on: April 25, 2013, 02:58:30 pm »
Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
STRIFE

FOOL
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU

MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

IF I SAY YOU'RE KOLECHIAN, YOU BEST BE GETTING YOURSELF PROPER PAPERS, KOLECHIAN SCUM
I HAVE THE LAW ON MY SIDE

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

27707
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 25, 2013, 02:36:08 pm »
Okay, when I die my clone's going to the Mythbusters.
My other clone will have my conciousness duplicated into it and absorbed by a tree, and my real self I will preserve in suspended animation.

27708
You doing all this for us while being in college is awesome.
Thanks.

27710
But what if the Forerunners create a device that neuters the entire galaxy?
We have too much sexiness to be neutered.

27711
Rubun, come back!

Run after Rubun. Dissuade giant beasts from following via barking.

27712
((I didn't get rewarded for setting those two people on fire, so what 'first' one are you talking about?))

((He means that he could use God's Wrath to set one guard on fire, then use the point he might gain from it to set another one on fire. Starting from 5 MP, that would leave him at 1 MP at the end of it. And you didn't get rewarded because you A) set converts on fire, B) set them on fire when God didn't particularly enjoy that kind of thing.))
((Oh.))

27714
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 25, 2013, 11:32:58 am »
Cadaver donation: eh, I'll just try to get myself cloned and have that body harvested instead. Yes that is horrible.

27715
EXACTLY!!!!

Also his avatar is nothing, anyone remember the Hugs&Kisses elemental?

*shudders*
Twopennyhooker

27716
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Prelude - Turn Two
« on: April 25, 2013, 11:28:50 am »
And yea, on the second timespan of the Race to the Portal, Bukkar was filled with Raege again. And he got up and ran moste furiously towardse the portal, and he bitchslap led those who intruded upon his path, while yelling, YOU LOT ARE A BUNCHA PANSIES YOU SKINNY BASTARDS I'LL KILL YOU AND SURF TO MY PRIZE ON TOP OF YOUR SPINES AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGG

27717
Everything they said. The fools had no idea what they were doing when they unleashed a honey badger upon the world. Now they are doomed.

27718
Assuming I get rewarded for setting the first one on fire, I can set the second one alight too!
((I didn't get rewarded for setting those two people on fire, so what 'first' one are you talking about?))

27719
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« on: April 25, 2013, 11:17:38 am »
Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers.

Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.

Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.

REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
STRIFE

FOOL
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU

27720
Hmm. Well, what's the worst that could happen?, asks Niklas. Come, Rubun!

Walk up and bitchslap the bunny and dog into submission. Take Rubun hunting orphans.

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