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I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?

EDIT:  Oh, and coconut.
Fetishes.
Fetishes everywhere.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 23, 2013, 09:08:50 pm »
People who roleplay in youtube comments. I have no clue why you would think that's a good idea. They're definitely in the lowest tier of online roleplayers.
You talking about the ones who use a screen name and image to pretend to be someone else?
There is a lower tier.
Those who roleplay ... in the reviews section of fanfiction.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 25: Ndeitosael
« on: April 23, 2013, 09:08:02 pm »
Quote from: Update
[5,5] You see an image of a strange being, like a headless, tailed humanoid made of marble with irregular, wirelike lines of silver in the “skin”, covered in armor of some strange red metal. A pair of rough, rounded wings rise out of its back, and horns out of its shoulders. Where its neck would be is a single red eye with a yellow pupil It carries a massive thing that looks like a tortoise’s shell; as you look, you see a thick, muttering snakelike head poking out of one end. As you look at it, bile fills your mouth. Behind it is some sort of strange fortress; near it is a pale snakelike creature with several heads, and a clawlike hand on its tail, surrounded with a strange buzzing; it is wearing armor of polished steel. The humanoid creature looks at you and stares; the snakelike one looks at the humanoid with a couple heads and you with another. Hello there, Rick. I--that is to say, he, the Great and Invincible Ndeitosael--have chosen you to be my voice in the world.

”What’s going on?”

For this, I will give you my gifts. Use them wisely and listen to my--that is, Ndeitosael’s--commands, and you will be rewarded.

Suddenly, the humanoid figure in the image lifts a rough hand and stretches it towards you. ”What the--what’s that?” The hand touches you, and you feel a strange coolness drifting through you, along with a paleness of flesh.

”I demand you tell me what’s going on!”
DAMMIT XANMYRAL THAT'S MY GOD

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To make up for the fact that this is on a hiatus of sorts I inform you of: The Combat Update.

This will add the option of taking direct control of your characters in combat allowing you to be a bit more influential on the matter. Obviously things you'd one shot or get one shotted by aren't options to fight BUT for those of us who got screwed over by rolls [Wyrm...] this should be welcome news. During combat you will be able to use spells and abilities. Furthermore movement speed is gonna be added during this time. This won't affect non-combat movement. Don't want to just hit? That's fine! You can simply shove something or do anything at all really within reason.

Hopefully this makes up for the lack of updates of late.
I'm playing Slaves to DZA; trust me, this wait is nothing.

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"Hey, King DZA, warp us outta here, yeah?"
[color=red"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"[/color]

A furry red googly-eyed monster floats down from the sky.
This episode of Peanut Street was brought to you by the letters N and O, and the word 'puzzle'! Fun delivered, it floats off back to whence it came.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« on: April 23, 2013, 08:41:21 pm »
YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

ARREST EVERY OTHER PLAYER
IM BENNY THE COP BITCHES

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Grab her by the throat. Jam the fingers of one hand into her eyes and wiggle them around until they are nought but jelly. Afterward, bite her nose off, reach up her nasal cavity and rip out her brain.
Skin her afterwards.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 25: Ndeitosael
« on: April 23, 2013, 04:06:49 pm »
Fly/slither away from here to the woods nearby.
Perform ritual.

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General Discussion / Re: Speculation/WMG Thread
« on: April 23, 2013, 02:35:14 pm »
I'll actually have to speculate that Tzneetch is the most powerful of the Chaos gods by far. Why? My misunderstanding of physics.
As time proceeds forward, everything changes. People move, die, kill, love, decay, do anything - change. Character development - change. Nuclear fusion from the stars - change. The movement of a ballistics shell - change. The universe is in a state of constant flux. Therefore Tzneetch, as the god of Change, is dominant.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tumblewyrd [6/6 players]
« on: April 23, 2013, 02:26:27 pm »
Probably because Tir and Xant stopped posting actions. :P
-_-
Sorry.

Filhurd ... CONTINUES TO WAIT INSIDE THE TRAIN! DUN DUN DUN THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 23, 2013, 02:21:16 pm »
Stay classy, Putin.
"Oh, you're allergic to cats, Mr British Prime Minister who I'm meeting with very soon?"

*Vladimir Putin just set a world record when he adopted 455,000 cats today*

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General Discussion / Re: Speculation/WMG Thread
« on: April 23, 2013, 02:18:15 pm »
I thought this was an open, "ask your random questions" thread, given the title. I understand it's usually used for fiction, but the point still stands.
True, though it's helpful to know what you're asking.
Or understand the question.

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I've just adopted him. What was he doing?
On another note, would you mind if I killed that rabbit of yours to cook a meal? It looks nice and plump.

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I'm down with Peanut Syrup. I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous mini-clones! Then we use those clones to store excess biomass when we're full. If we ever need spare resources to grow limbs, chomp one up. We could also use them as meatshields and training targets. Maybe even ammo. I choose 6 for the boss.

+1

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General Discussion / Re: Speculation/WMG Thread
« on: April 23, 2013, 02:01:54 pm »
What is happening. This thread seems to have transcended grammar or ... something.

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