May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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I just got done baking a cake.Fetishes.
Chocolate cake. Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix. White chocolate ganache.
What does that say about my sex life?
EDIT: Oh, and coconut.
There is a lower tier.People who roleplay in youtube comments. I have no clue why you would think that's a good idea. They're definitely in the lowest tier of online roleplayers.You talking about the ones who use a screen name and image to pretend to be someone else?
[5,5] You see an image of a strange being, like a headless, tailed humanoid made of marble with irregular, wirelike lines of silver in the “skin”, covered in armor of some strange red metal. A pair of rough, rounded wings rise out of its back, and horns out of its shoulders. Where its neck would be is a single red eye with a yellow pupil It carries a massive thing that looks like a tortoise’s shell; as you look, you see a thick, muttering snakelike head poking out of one end. As you look at it, bile fills your mouth. Behind it is some sort of strange fortress; near it is a pale snakelike creature with several heads, and a clawlike hand on its tail, surrounded with a strange buzzing; it is wearing armor of polished steel. The humanoid creature looks at you and stares; the snakelike one looks at the humanoid with a couple heads and you with another. Hello there, Rick. I--that is to say, he, the Great and Invincible Ndeitosael--have chosen you to be my voice in the world.DAMMIT XANMYRAL THAT'S MY GOD
”What’s going on?”
For this, I will give you my gifts. Use them wisely and listen to my--that is, Ndeitosael’s--commands, and you will be rewarded.
Suddenly, the humanoid figure in the image lifts a rough hand and stretches it towards you. ”What the--what’s that?” The hand touches you, and you feel a strange coolness drifting through you, along with a paleness of flesh.
”I demand you tell me what’s going on!”
To make up for the fact that this is on a hiatus of sorts I inform you of: The Combat Update.I'm playing Slaves to DZA; trust me, this wait is nothing.
This will add the option of taking direct control of your characters in combat allowing you to be a bit more influential on the matter. Obviously things you'd one shot or get one shotted by aren't options to fight BUT for those of us who got screwed over by rolls [Wyrm...] this should be welcome news. During combat you will be able to use spells and abilities. Furthermore movement speed is gonna be added during this time. This won't affect non-combat movement. Don't want to just hit? That's fine! You can simply shove something or do anything at all really within reason.
Hopefully this makes up for the lack of updates of late.
"Hey, King DZA, warp us outta here, yeah?"
[color=red"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"[/color]
Probably because Tir and Xant stopped posting actions.-_-
Stay classy, Putin."Oh, you're allergic to cats, Mr British Prime Minister who I'm meeting with very soon?"
I thought this was an open, "ask your random questions" thread, given the title. I understand it's usually used for fiction, but the point still stands.True, though it's helpful to know what you're asking.
I'm down with Peanut Syrup. I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous mini-clones! Then we use those clones to store excess biomass when we're full. If we ever need spare resources to grow limbs, chomp one up. We could also use them as meatshields and training targets. Maybe even ammo. I choose 6 for the boss.
+1
