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Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on April 23, 2013, 08:22:05 am

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 23, 2013, 12:45:57 am

Maybe bacon would make you happy?

Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest.

I feel so sorry for you, not knowing the glorious touch of majestic bacon upon your dreary and boring taste buds.

The fear and madness of the pigs gives the meat a delectable quality.

The Tyranids don't exactly use Warp travel the same way everyone else does. They're pretty much completely emotionless, and travel in VAST swarms, so they... Calm the Warp. Making travel much simpler for them. It causes this effect called the 'Shadow in the Warp' where Astropaths lose their minds, Psykers go insane, and Navigators go blind. Then they all head-asplode.

One psyker has MANAGED to 'read' the Hivemind psychically and not implode his own brain, and that was Tigurius, Chief Librarian of the Ultramarines. Apparently the Tyranids are bad fucking news, is what he gathered from his mind-reading session.

It's because they're all psychically linked abd constantly chattering to each other. Apparently that much interference causes the Shadow.

Please note: I am not being a lazy GM, I'm just a bit ill. I think I have everyone's PM so hopefully I'll do the next dramatic turn in a day or... three? Probably two.

WE CAN WAIT, YE GODDAMN OMNIPOTENT FORCE THAT CONRTOLS OUR VERY EXISTENCE! IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANY PERCEPTION OF TIME WHEN YOU'RE GONE ANYWAY!

Demonstrate on 'survivors', be methodical, make sure he understands. But do it in a tough-love kind of way- there aint gonna be no place in this world for a horrible abomination like him, so he's gotta grow up strong!

I for one am against modifying our perfectly-formed badger body.
He aint no marmot, so recommend we call him Peanut.

Call him Peanut Syrup and it's a deal.

The biggest thing that I notice about anger is that while it clarifies and clears your sense of purpose in the short term, it tends to greatly reduce your ability to view the long term. As such you become more likely to do things that are harmful in the long run, simply because said things are more beneficial to your short term goals (notably to get back at whatever is causing the anger).

Yeah. Anger gets me motivated to do stuff, but said stuff is neither productive not sanctioned by the Geneva Convention.

The shopkeep seems to flatten and become extremely boring. All right, I'm _{prettysureyoucouldtrytokilltheJabberwockbutyouhaveto-} he pauses to sigh - _{mnnnhbnbnmnkbn} He begins to shrink as he mumbles, eventually turning into a flea that hops away.

The heroes, such as they are, look around! The shop they're in front of appears to be on an infinitely long street of cobblestones stretching infinitely far in either direction. On either side, there's an ornate door decorated with bright stars and other such doodads. Everything else is covered in a very bland fog.
You all wonder how all this appeared without you noticing. What do you do, intrepid voyagers of wherever you are?

...like a blag?

Quote from: Ultimuh on April 22, 2013, 06:36:57 pm

Give him a punching bag to work out on whenever he gets in that mood.
That way he could concentrate his anger on something specific without potentially harming anyone?

Catharsis is a lie. Humans are creatures of habit. If you always punch things when you get angry, you're going to associate punching things with feeling better. And since anger lowers you inhibitions about violence and clouds your thinking process, that is definitely Not Good.

This man speaks the truth.