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As the Moderator holds his breath and counts to twenty via secrets granted him by otherworldy forces, causing him to get to the shop somehow, Zanzetkuken walks on a road of airplanes to the target! They warn him that they can only do that 2 more times.

HeLLocanImisleadyou? The shopkeeper inquires? The merry band of fellows tries to get a look at him, but they can't! Why?

BECAUSE HE'S THE SHOPKEEP.

Watch me climb the ranks! MWAHAHA

Soon I overtake greatorder!

So, ultimate question for a new guy: Will watching the show ruin the books?  Because I hear good things, but honestly if show does everything the books would, I think I could save myself the doorstoppers.

Generally books>show.

Given that this is GRRM, I'd say the Hound's dead.

You will know it when you see it. Suddenly insane happens.
I can even tell exactly how the very last scene of that episode is going to play out...

It'll end with me bursting onto the set, laughing like a jackass.

[Question, in this post it states that one can attack someone in a tree as the person in a tree can attack them. I imagine you just mean ranged attacks?

Random note, amusing how some of the speech relates so well in this comic to this. Taken out of context and put into new context, that is. More quoting of Doom Guy! The High Rollin' Train Ain't Got No Breaks!]

Hoyt basks in the cheers of the crowd, the chanting of his name. Ah, he should of done this long ago! Would probably of been better for society if he had as well. Either way, with the widest silly grin one could get on their face, he watches the mustache golem and the fleeing beat-the-hell up guy go at it. Using his hammer as an over-sized pointer, he jabbed it in their direction. "OI! MUSTACHEO! FINISH UP YER FOIGHT WIT DAH SNIFFILIN' GUY, OI GOT A PROPASITION FER YAH! OI WANT DIS HERE MATCH TA BE WON BY AH REAL MAN, NOT A WUSSIE WIT A GUN! OI WAN' DAH LAST FOIGHT IN THIS 'ERE MATCH TA BE YOU AN ME! TAH GIVE 'EM A ROIGHT GOO' SHOW! NAT SOOM GUYS SHOOTIN' AT EACH OTHA LIKE COWARDS, BUH BY REAL MEN IN GLORIOUS MELEE! WOT YOU SAY?!" Foreman practically shouted at the mustached construct.

[This is pretty much the closest of an alliance Hoyt will ever offer, which is less of an alliance more of a "I want to be the one to fight you for the win" kind of thing.]

Your offer of honorable dueling is acceptable! Now just let me decide my next target ...
Sir Aussie! Prepare to meet a polite end!
Run at Ed Mundy. Climb tree if necessary. Stabbinate him.

Go kill something. Wonder why govenment agents haven't tried to capture us yet.

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