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Messages - Xantalos

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« on: April 20, 2013, 02:26:31 pm »
Grab her leg and punch her in the crotch. Many times. Once she collapses, punch her in the face. And the throat. Many times.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: April 20, 2013, 04:05:18 am »
Bah. Mages. Didn't the demon already soulbind us to him? If he dies, we die. I don't see a demon dying easily. Now, I'm going to become the greatest chef. Goodbye.

Niklas, carrying his suitcase full of knives, walks out of the house and tries to remember what he can about the general area.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: April 20, 2013, 01:30:44 am »
Someone killing someone? No. I do the killing. If anyone kills anyone, I'll kill them AND their victim for getting killed!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« on: April 20, 2013, 12:23:19 am »
It shall be named TWIG, and it shall be our STEED!
TAME THE MANSTEED AND RIDE INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a person with a sword (Minimalistic suggestion game. Sadly, no pictures)
« on: April 19, 2013, 11:58:54 pm »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 19, 2013, 07:57:11 pm
Skin him. Wear his skin as a pelt. Lightly char the rest and offer his grilled cadaver as an offering to our stomach.
Khorne is a pansy. STOMACH FOR LIFE.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: April 19, 2013, 11:36:45 pm »
You should come with me, butler. I am going to shatter the world ... stage with my cooking!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Mafia-like Zombie Suggestion Game! (Better title later)
« on: April 19, 2013, 11:16:00 pm »
PTW for now, appy later.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A New Age Begins - Sign-ups/OOC
« on: April 19, 2013, 10:54:02 pm »
I gotta post my action too. Sorry bout that.

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Other Games / Re: Reus: GIANT GOD Sim. Crab God rising on MAY 16th!
« on: April 19, 2013, 10:37:37 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 19, 2013, 10:33:51 pm
Quote from: The13thRonin on April 19, 2013, 10:29:48 pm
What Black and White should have been like this will be.

Buy you should.
FTFY.
FTFY.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: NOUN PLACE! I HATE TO BE THAT PLUMBER.
« on: April 19, 2013, 10:19:49 pm »
Mind control birds. Make them my swarm!

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DF Suggestions / Re: Adventurer Written Books
« on: April 19, 2013, 09:43:47 pm »
I approve of this.

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General Discussion / Re: Revolt Risk +20%, All Posts Must Now Be In Comic Sans [North Korea Thread]
« on: April 19, 2013, 09:35:45 pm »
HEY.

That's MY gig.

Plus this device reads it as Times New Roman. Heh.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« on: April 19, 2013, 09:28:59 pm »
Kill myself.

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Creative Projects / Re: Bay12 Photo Share! Hi from the land of gender-ambiguity!
« on: April 19, 2013, 08:12:08 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on April 19, 2013, 03:28:09 pm
I am.. ugly.. must refrain from eye raping other people with my ugly ugly ugly looks.
If i ever posted a pic of myself i would have to flick my gender option back to the one that represents my physical body.

Im also very fucking ugly en femme. Look like a whore.
A 40 year old whore even.
I've seen a few pictures you've posted. You're not ugly.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« on: April 19, 2013, 08:10:41 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 19, 2013, 03:46:26 pm
While you're at it, use the recovered biomass from your previous assault combined with your regenerative badger abilities to heal that wound.
If we have sufficient reserves, clone ourselves via mitosis to create a second badger.

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