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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« on: April 18, 2013, 11:15:40 pm »
Dig hole into hell with my peg leg
Throw random guy down there
Throw random guy down there
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Right, I've been reconsidering the time system.Hey John, remember that crime that took place 3 years ago? We're investigating it now.
I think I'm going to augment it to be more general as the time scale at the moment is just too broad. I'll keep it to weeks/months, and if you like it could be that your powers got a boost or something. Anyway, the time scale would have worked in a godhood set in a fantasy game, but it's a bit odd having the mayor call up the chief of police on something that happened a few months ago.
Retrieve bottle of WIZARD WHISKEY from secret compartment in WIZARD HAT.Pull out WIZARD SHOTGLASS from SECRET COMPARTMENT in WIZARD [------]
Very. While Kymore as it is is rather isolationist, I see my post as an poopetunity to expand our horizons. Tell your niece to be careful, dragons have been known to dissapear in Russia if alone. I'm just trying to flush them out as of now; I'll mainly be dealing with the two within our borders. While we're on the topic, is there any supply you particularly need at the moment? I'm interested in opening up trade with other nations.There is one in our territory called the Aniur Redication that we know of; I'll be taking care of them soon enough. I don't think they've done anything particularly bad apart from their entirely too liberal views on dragon/human mating; their leader himself has a human mate. And there is a significantly more violent group in Russia that we'll have to deal with once we begin negotiations.Um...see, there's this problem with that. I'm planning to go for a "Dragons are better than anarchy" campaign to discredit this one group and future ones like it, and it hurts said campaign if there are dragons punishing humans for "too-liberal views" on much of anything. Could you be so kind as to not persecute said group save for any actual crimes they have committed? I'd be willing to help with the group in Russia; I'll send my great-great-grandniece to negotiate the details. She's a nice woman, spent her young adulthood in northern Europe. Would this be acceptable?
Become the wormhole before this.Detonate the bomb.
>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.
Thinking about it, all the characters here would make terrible/interesting swimsuit judges, even Jack. An old man, a frat boy, a nerd, a politician, a failed businessman, and a mechanic. And two 8 year olds if we count waitlists....