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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: what the fuck?
« on: January 11, 2016, 07:51:16 pm »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Bringing Out The Best In People
« on: January 11, 2016, 06:49:03 pm »
"Hmm. An unnatural hunger, you say? Er. What exactly did I do? There doesn't seem to be any blood around here so I couldn't very much have eaten the stoat with my mouth.
I've no problem keeping my distance from you, of course. Do you perhaps know which woman it was that called the hunger on me? Which way she went, maybe?"
Jack looks askance at the turnkey.
"I'll be sure to give you your knife back, good sir. Just give me a moment to ... figure out exactly what just happened."
While requesting further clarification, ruminate upon the depths of my mind. Do I feel any sort of overwhelming hunger in there anywhere? Any metaphorical sleeping dragons in my head?
I've no problem keeping my distance from you, of course. Do you perhaps know which woman it was that called the hunger on me? Which way she went, maybe?"
Jack looks askance at the turnkey.
"I'll be sure to give you your knife back, good sir. Just give me a moment to ... figure out exactly what just happened."
While requesting further clarification, ruminate upon the depths of my mind. Do I feel any sort of overwhelming hunger in there anywhere? Any metaphorical sleeping dragons in my head?
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 11, 2016, 04:33:15 am »
*consults spreadsheet*
You don't get it.
for now at least.
98 percent.
You don't get it.
for now at least.
98 percent.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: January 11, 2016, 04:01:47 am »
Huh. Well, my plans to convert 80 percent of all of you into beings that experience only pain and live eternally haven't changed, fortunately.
Numbers went up a bit, sure.
Numbers went up a bit, sure.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Bringing Out The Best In People
« on: January 11, 2016, 01:29:32 am »
"Er. What. What did I do."
Jack glances downward.
"Where'd the stoat go? Why am I over here now? This doesn't ... this smells metaphorically of magical fuckery of some kind. Knight grandma lady, what happened? Did I do something stupidly horrific? Why's everyone running away? Was it one of those magic words?"
Ascertain what my abomination status looked like to outsiders, gain IC info of said abominationing.
Jack glances downward.
"Where'd the stoat go? Why am I over here now? This doesn't ... this smells metaphorically of magical fuckery of some kind. Knight grandma lady, what happened? Did I do something stupidly horrific? Why's everyone running away? Was it one of those magic words?"
Ascertain what my abomination status looked like to outsiders, gain IC info of said abominationing.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Amputee Voltron
« on: January 10, 2016, 01:06:21 am »
"nope no dinosaurs"
He glances up for a second.
"triceratops"
He glances up for a second.
"triceratops"
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« on: January 10, 2016, 01:05:25 am »
Almost certainly. I'm going to test it out before actually going in.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Amputee Voltron
« on: January 09, 2016, 09:58:03 pm »Dave wandered over toward Xankarvo. "Whatcha reading?""Something thmay propel me to thranks of godhood perhaps maybe don't breathe too hard please."
Xankarvo's mumbling, engrossed in the book.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Map Time
« on: January 09, 2016, 09:57:23 pm »
Go along peacefully with wherever they want to put me. But concentrate really hard on trying to summon a radio or something that plays this song. It's important.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Hall of Fame & Library: Happy Halloween!
« on: January 09, 2016, 03:42:52 pm »
+1 to Our Salvation. I'm playing in it sure, but it's pretty awesome despite my bias.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Amputee Voltron
« on: January 09, 2016, 03:07:33 pm »
Carefully read onward.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Playing With Fire
« on: January 09, 2016, 01:43:56 pm »
"Oh for - sir woman knight who is most likely incredibly deadly with that sword of yours, believe it or not I'm actually an incredibly good actor as you can see from all this commotion I've caused. I'm actually about to horribly sacrifice this stoat in order to turn something into a profane object so that when I gather two other things in conjunction with it and bring them to the insane blacksmith kid, he'll make me a kickass sword! See, makes perfect sense.
..."
"huh, this has actually rather gotten a bit overly wild hasn't it."
Jack shakes his head.
"Look, it's no matter anyway. The things I was gonna do to this poor bastard were of a calibre that it wouldn't really survive the next two minutes or so anyway, and as far as I'm aware there's no law against beating a dead stoat, which is what the majority of this is going to consist of. But because you have said big honking sword that you look very proficient with, and in the interests of my congregation who wish to get on with the obliteration part of the whole thing, I'll compromise. I'll stab him in the heart and then do what I was going to do. Sound good?"
Assuming the knight agrees, proceed with what I was doing before, only stab the stoat a dozen or so times in the heart area before I proceed.
If I'm overcome by demonic hunger for no real reason during this talking, do the sensible thing and direct it against the defenceless stoat instead of the armoured old grandma who could likely kick my naked ass six ways to Sunday.
..."
"huh, this has actually rather gotten a bit overly wild hasn't it."
Jack shakes his head.
"Look, it's no matter anyway. The things I was gonna do to this poor bastard were of a calibre that it wouldn't really survive the next two minutes or so anyway, and as far as I'm aware there's no law against beating a dead stoat, which is what the majority of this is going to consist of. But because you have said big honking sword that you look very proficient with, and in the interests of my congregation who wish to get on with the obliteration part of the whole thing, I'll compromise. I'll stab him in the heart and then do what I was going to do. Sound good?"
Assuming the knight agrees, proceed with what I was doing before, only stab the stoat a dozen or so times in the heart area before I proceed.
If I'm overcome by demonic hunger for no real reason during this talking, do the sensible thing and direct it against the defenceless stoat instead of the armoured old grandma who could likely kick my naked ass six ways to Sunday.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« on: January 09, 2016, 01:30:01 pm »
"Hmm."
Take a spare eye out from within me and stick it through the door on one of my arms. Have a good lookabout with the eye, and then draw it back in and process the data. Was it really the inside of the elevator? The elevator shaft or the elevator itself?
Take a spare eye out from within me and stick it through the door on one of my arms. Have a good lookabout with the eye, and then draw it back in and process the data. Was it really the inside of the elevator? The elevator shaft or the elevator itself?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Map Time
« on: January 08, 2016, 09:49:34 pm »
"Rover always feels like he can distrust people. Heck, he even distrusts me of all people!"
Alan looks shocked by this, he's obviously a paragon of reliability and trustworthiness.
Alan looks shocked by this, he's obviously a paragon of reliability and trustworthiness.