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Even the COunt doesn't laugh at this.When no one was looking, Frederick Douglass recieved twelve whippings. Twelve. That's as many as 4 threes. And that's terrible.Fix'd.
I just realized something. If Az-Sho was supposed to be a male snake, how did he spawn an egg? How strange...Meh. I was so manly I spawned a Jeebusfiresnake.
Disregard the fact that he is a giant interdimensional snake of Who controls Earth
Please don't let this be dead. If it is, I may steal the idea and make it less illustrated.I'd play that but be sad for no illustrations.
Reeeealy stretchy putty.Knives. But I'm made of stretchy putty....You still need to find me.
Nah.
Quaritch gathers every particle of his power, focuses it into a mighty bolt of pure force, more coherent than a laser, more destructive than an exploding sun. He aims it at Sully, a lance of power destined for the traitor’s heart. Sully senses the upsurge of energy and turns to face the colonel, a look of horror on his face. Quaritch lets fly. It strikes the Avatar. Sully dies, his body and soul utterly obliterated.
A furious, teary-eyed Neytiri enters the scene, unleashing arrow after arrow. Quaritch turns his burning gaze on the pathetic female Na’vi. Neytiri’s flesh flakes away to reveal her skeleton, then even that is gone, reduced to dust.
Quaritch teleports to the Tree of Souls and delivers righteous human judgment to all those blue cat monkeys while drinking a nice refreshing cup of coffee. The end.
((It was also a tale bizarre enough to be a true part of the gospel.Sigging this.
And lo did Gronok wander into the Temple of the Enemy
And here he did get lost
And thus did the enemy guards find him
But thus did he evade them by clinging to a door
And then did he lock himself in a prison by accident
And spoke he to his fellow prisoners 'Let us escape this place'
But failed he to pick the lock
And so one blessed with great strength pried the door open
And so did the unfaithful follow the strong rather than Divine Gronok
All save one, who traveled with him
As he set a great sheen of oil alight, accidentally burning two prisoners alive
Then did he bullshit the high priest
As the guards stabbed all the prisoners
And he sort of walked out with his one faithful convert
Amen.))
Actual cats.Welp my new hard drive is installed, and after all the basic stuff is put in, I have nearly 900 gigabytes to fill up. What do you suppose I should put on there?Pictures of cats.
