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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Igynpadca
« on: April 07, 2013, 10:21:49 pm »
Wait, you guys are destroying the universe? Dammit! And I was almost done building my past self a robot made out of galaxies to go wreck shit in. Going out; see you guys on the other side.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 07, 2013, 09:55:57 pm »
Well, good luck in life, then.

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((LCS, a Wayback machine in the works, May stripping in front of Feyri and Grate, general chaos, etc))
((And a text adventure game!))
((LCS))
(Me discussing with Steve whether to try to kill everyone onboard.))

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Behold a successful 40k Hive City as it should be built.

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[Truly the worst of all the kinesis...es. Imagine if you were a tactile pyrokinesis fellow. That would put you in a bit of a bind.]
(Dude.
YOU COULD THROW METEORS AT PEOPLE.)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 07, 2013, 07:51:18 pm »
Wait. Nazca Lines?
Are those what I think they are?
Ohohohoho.

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If I ever write a story featuring the devil in any way, he's going to be munching on a fig.
Actually I think it was because Jesus was addicted to figs and didn't want anyone else eating them.

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Huh. Kinda as expected.

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(I don't think you would wake up this easily so soon after you came back from fighting a mountain lion.  That should take a couple days to recover from, at least.)
(I'm not sure I actually got any injuries apart from a concussion since I accidentally nutsacked it before I could do anything, but edited for realism.)

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An armored figure walks into the battle field, seemingly from nowhere. He doesntbreally seem to be affected by the heat, despite having on gauntlets, steel boots, a chestplate, and a Skyrim-esque helmet.
För fan, jag anländer efter kampen? He sighs in dissapointment.
Tja, jag vill fortfarande några av detta, he says, gesturing at the pile of loot. It's Swedish Looting Time ... bitches.

Swedish Chef grabs the Bowie knives, the TNT, the beer (important), and Roland's guns!
Also the Dallas Cowboys baseball hat.
And the firebombs.


Oh, and since Bobby's still standing, he charges up when he's distracted and annihilates him with a Swedish Punch!

((Please excuse my terrible Swedish.))

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All right, bitches.
As Arnold said in the Expendables 2, I'M BACK!

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Jamie holds up his fist. "This kills you."
Adam holds up the crossbow. "This kills you faster."
Crossbow bolt to the Starkiller!

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Finally, someone normal! I was getting a bit distressed what with all those flesh golem things walking around. Do you think they'd mind if I made them into real people?

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Xantalos' eyes fluttered. He yawned, stretched, that whole deal. Got up then wandered around until he found the cougar, which was still laying on the ground. "The hell? Hey, anybody wanna help me butcher this?
Anyone know how to butcher this?"

Xantalos continued to slumber, his cat lying on top of him.

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