Bay 12 Games Forum

*deep breath*
In a three-day marathon of Spore with 2 friends where we did nothing but play Spore for 3 straight days apart from going to the bathroom (nosleep) I wound up with a badass species called the Xanalok. While I was playing Space Stage, I named my captain Xalohijin. Eventually the game broke for some reason, so I reintalled it and became the Xanalok once again due to my use of online account. Because I couldn't remember the name of the captain, though, I called him Xantalos. I gradually made up a backstory and everything for this guy for some reason (exterminating half the galaxy - including a Dalek Empire - probably had something to do with it), and eventually I somehow wanted to write a book. However, before I could get to the plot of said book, I wrote down the history of EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED IN THAT UNIVERSE EVER before the plot started. Because I thought it would be cool, I made it so that every single planet in the galaxy was secretly an eldritch abomination-type thing called Xantalos that was basically the inspiration for TorZon in Slaves to DZA; could absorb any matter and shapeshift at will, etc. Because it was basically everything, and in fact the only lining thing in the galaxy, it was realy intelligent, really bored, and had so many split personalities that it was every creature in the galaxy. The plot was that there was going to be one last personality that was bigger than all the others and was absorbing them in an attempt to become one being again and the protagonists had to stop it. Anyway, I used that as my online name for a lot of stuff and I eventually made a separate backstory of an Eldritch Abomination by he name of Xantalos and here I am now.

Quote from: Sirus on April 06, 2013, 01:45:26 am

There are no words in Elvish, old Entish, or the tongues of Man to express my rage.

I delved into the Black Speech of Mordor, and there was nothing appropriate there either. Also, my eyes melted out of my skull but I can still see, so it may not have been the best of endeavors.

You may want to try the Angry Marines. Or heck, just go on a section of 4chan that likes Firefly and notify them of this.

Continue traveling in the direction I was going in. Try to locate civilization again with Moderate wind magic, using 6 Mana.

"I ain't backing on! Who the hell are you anyway?"

Make sure to roll to the right, where my Thompson is.

Quote from: Xantalos on April 05, 2013, 11:49:45 pm

Quote from: Mr Space Cat on April 05, 2013, 10:59:56 pm

Quote from: Flying Dice on April 05, 2013, 09:34:22 pm

Why? Think of how much better the thing would be if it assimilated Australia.

The thing couldn't assimilate Australia. Australia would assimilate the thing.

Actually if I inject it with a modifier that allows it to absorb any kind of matter besides biological and launch it towards Australia, it could indeed assimillate the continent.

Wait are you talking about New Zealand?

NO
NO NOT AT ALL

Mouse and army: notice hole in reality, delete it