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"Dude, sacrificing people is part of my task. I need a profane thing."

"...we should examine these doors before opening them, as each one likely leads to somewhere different. Maybe they have clues to where they go on them."

Examine doors for any differences between them, any particular features about them that might suggest any places they'd lead to. If they're all identical, open the closest door to me, close it (unless it leads to the Doc's lab by some impossibility), then open it again to see if it leads to the same place each time.

"Indeed. I hope it doesn't fall on me. Though since it's apparently a moon rock, I don't think it will. Can't be too sure though.
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Do you have anything priceless or purple on you, by chance?"

Alan assumes by 'human' River means the soldier guy from the Chaos Disco Dunk Incident. Therefore he trots merrily over to the general dude, probably accidentally belching something into his face as he finds him.

"Yo sup general major dude! Our psychic wolf leader dude says there's soldiers coming towards here, ya know anything about that?"

Go find general, innocently ask questions, possibly compromise group integrity.
For like the third time.

Tactfully don't mention the spiked food and drink.

Jack puts up a look of feeling affronted.

"What? No! No no no. I'm not intending to sacrifice you on the slab, no you're far too useful. I'm intending to sacrifice someone else. See, you're a priest! Even though you apparently follow different gods or whatever to those who do the sacrificial bit, I figure that if you help me preside over the ceremony, maybe dedicate it to the sun and moon and all, it'll be a bit more effective, ya ken? Best go more than needed when dealing with mystical fuckery. 'Sides, can't hurt, except the poor sod we're going to be sacrificing, but maybe there's ... this is a castle, right? Maybe after going and conferring with the ... oh right he gave his pants to that other guy - after conferring with the muscular naked guy on how exactly we're gonna conduct this whole deal so we can make it as pleasing to the sun, moon, and blood gods as possible, maybe we can nip down to the dungeon I assume is here and grab someone there to chop up? They're probably not doing much good in there anyway, right?

Oh! And priceless, if you have or know of anything priceless, in both the good or bad sense, I could use that too. Or more accurately the blacksmith kid could, but you get the point."

I'm still not quite comfortable with how fast I've warmed up to the notion of human sacrifice, but hey it might work, and it'll get me a profane thing anyway.

Hopefully be convincing in my creepiness.

((I'm not sure why I'm trying to convince this innocent guy to let me sacrifice him on a bloody stone altar for no clear benefit to me, but I'll be damned if I don't kill someone at some point!))

Is that a nnnnnnnnnnnnhhhnhhhh of pleasure or pain or what?

apathy

It was kinda eh. The best part about it was TRAITOR

Bleh. Like someone in here or elsewhere said, make the second Death Star in orbit of Kashwykk, so you can explain how it was built so quickly as 'wookie slave labor', and you can have guerrilla action by goddamn 7 or 8 foot tall superthings instead of the stupid bear things we got.