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Is your name Arless Loveless, perchance?I just spent 5 minutes twirling my mustache in the mirror. I have no idea why that is amusing.This is why I want to grow a mustache. Shame that there's that scruffy inbetween period between shaved-upper-lip and villainously-manly-handlebar-viking-stache.
TURN 2 UP!!!!!!Dice gods hate me. Not sure whether to smite village or not.
Did decent for rolls, except Mepheltras...
Well, jumping into strange portals usually is never a bad idea, but just in case...+1
Glitch: Change icon to fist, punch drpeg and jimmy into portal while they're distracted.
So, check the stats of your dwarves, and reassign a different sherrif? One that is so flimsy and weak that a gentle bump from a fluffy wambler (not thrown. Just bumping into one) will cause all his muscles to show yellow in the wounds screen.Make sure he can't use hammers.
Superdwarvenly pathetic.
Have him administer the "beatings".
So apparently I'm a Criminal for reading a news website... WTF America?Huh. Well, it's not the first time the US would want to prosecute me for no reason.
"We can discount familiars."You are also testing a Jedi, and the witch has very little health. Also the environment is bad with all of these goat butlers in the way."No, we're testing to see how durable witches are against high explosives! Our control group was some witch from Oz; no one'll miss her.""Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"Ahaha, You can't be the real Myth Busters! Your control groups are Witches and various Jedi! IMPOSTERS! Even Koishi is more normal than what you are attempting.
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.
AlsoIhaveaboner.
Oh that. It's kind of a semidislocated jaw thing that does that if it's what I think it is. Doctor/dentist would be good to go to.Buy a new mouse.You mean be adopted by a cat?
Also buy a cat. Cats are awesome.
Also, my jaw clicked yesterday. It was hurting when I opened and closed my mouth yesterday, it still hurts. If this keep up for a couple of days longer, I'll probably bug my parents to take me to the doctor's.
"No, we're testing to see how durable witches are against high explosives! Our control group was some witch from Oz; no one'll miss her.""Myth that you can regrow your hand after being incinerated - busted!"Ahaha, You can't be the real Myth Busters! Your control groups are Witches and various Jedi! IMPOSTERS! Even Koishi is more normal than what you are attempting.
"After all, when in doubt, C4!
On the square Beatrice is on.
AlsoIhaveaboner.
In Adventure mode.First round:Which reminds me that I can't wait for the next edition of DF so I can piss off an army and pull a Viking at Stamford Bridge. Hopefully without dying.I think my new Skyrim character is a badass. She killed a dragon with her fists. In light armor, in broad daylight (she is a vampire). Imma go get those gloves that boost unarmed strike damage...SHE AINT VIKING BADASS
The human swordsman strikes at the dwarf champion with the +iron shortsword+!
The dwarf champion dodges!
The dwarf champion has collided with an obstacle!
The dwarf champion has drowned.
