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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Goes to Taco Bell
« on: April 01, 2013, 10:28:23 pm »
Name: Xantalos
Gender: None
Age: How the hell would you know
Race: An eldritch monster the size of a universe, bursting with endless hate
Fighting Style: Horrible things beyond what your mind can imagine
Signature Attack: NOMNOMNOM ... YOUR SOUL
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Gives a shit: Xantalos gives enough of a crap to use his actual powers. Destroys everything.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: Something with bacon.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Legend of Roll and Dodge: Turn 0
« on: April 01, 2013, 10:06:24 pm »
Aw.

Might I ask what my waitlist position is?
Somewhere around two years.
I believe you underestimate the stupidity and/or aggression of the average Bay12er.
Eh, you overestimate the cruelty of FFS. I mean, I'm pretty sure only one person died in MKW. And one just left to fight in an intergalactic war in the future.
I didn't play that game...
Hm. Well, then. *locates a 2-year supply of popcorn and wonders what the point of a waitlist is in such a low-mortality game*
*RTRTD*

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Infuse heart with 3 mana, if I can. Eat it. Sleep.

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((If Xan were left to come up with a party there would be flesh golems walking around everywhere devouring people.
So pretty mundane.))

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General Discussion / Re: Aliens & Stuff
« on: April 01, 2013, 09:45:45 pm »
Option 6: There are aliens with technology so advanced we cannot distinguish it from the laws of physics.
I'm going with this one. WHy can we not see aliens?  ALIENS ARE THE UNIVERSE
Or we could go all Sid Meier and have the planets themselves be life forms.
...How long ago did he come up with this idea?

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I'm going to have to re-watch the movie. Twice now. Thank you.
There's also an Asteroids arcade machine in the base, the implications of which shouldn't be hard to figure out. MacReady destroying his chess computer with whiskey is also very thematically important, though that one I'll leave you to think about.
I get the Macready chess parallel thing, but what's the significance of the Asteroids game?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Destroy the World
« on: April 01, 2013, 09:43:18 pm »
I vote this, though I really wanted to be Im Jong Kil.
Nothing say we can't team up with the dictator later and then double-cross him.
He could have nukes, and nukes are the fastest way to ending worlds.
I am dissapoint, Jbg. There are far faster ways of ending worlds than mere nuclear fission.

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"Hey, toss me his heart, will ya?"

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Huh. I'm using the same thing and I can't see crap.

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Sucks that you're leaving, Corvus. I liked you :<

and... what?

the exalted aren't supposed to leave their tree for a looooong time <_<
Corvus isn't leaving, Elf is. Someone else might take on Corvus' role.

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Try to make the city a better place to be. I might try to make it a city state and get a king for it sword in the stone style.

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Valoth just then came walking back, cradling his Temujin like a new toy. He cocks his head at Catherine's voice, then says, "What that you say? Speak louder; I am not hear you."
Return to bridge. Admire rifle.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Clutches of Paganism-IC
« on: April 01, 2013, 08:44:00 pm »
The magician paused. Something was amiss; the world around him was too quiet. The trees around him seemed to be growing darker, and the sky was growing dim though it was high noon. He looked up.

Eyes the size of the world looked down upon him from the stars, eyes that were arranged out of the stars but shone with a thousand times their brilliance. HE fell to the ground beneath him with a choked cry, paralyzed by the light coming from those eyes. Gradually their brilliance faded somewhat to where he could look at them without being blinded. They moved from their place in the sky, drifing downward to alight just above a tree branch, where it seemed to him that a piece of the sky detached and wove itself around them, creating the shape of ... an owl? An owl, with feathers seemingly made out of the sky, perched on a branch, with eyes bright as the moon, watching him. He crept forward.
"What are you?"
Mepheltras. The Watcher of the Sky. Magik-giver, brought down from the stars to balance this world. You will follow me. It was not a question; rather a statement of fact. travel to the nearest settlement of people. They will be the first to know of my gifts to you. When you arrive, let them touch the crystal, and teach them what you will know. He barely had time to form a question in his head before the world exploded into blazing light.
When he woke up the mysterious owl was gone, and he had in his hands a crystal about the size of his head that was glowing a deep blue. He looked at it in shock and thought of the spirit's instructions. Eventually he made his mind up, and with new knowledge in his head and whatever this was in his hands, he set off for the closest village.

Melphetras grants his prophet additional knowledge of magic and gives him the Glythsone, a crystal that when touched by someone, gives them minor magical abilities that grow through worship of Melphetras. He nstructs his prophet to go to the closest village and convert them to his religion, and let them touch the stone if they are faithful.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Goes to Taco Bell
« on: April 01, 2013, 08:40:05 pm »
PTW

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