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Messages - Xantalos

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A sect of seven psychologically damaged dwarves that don't really care any more, fighting for their farming rights under the volcanic mountains. After discovering a particularly tasty breed of plump helmets, they attempt to weaponize the delicious purple spade in some way, hoping to use the revolutionary weapon to defeat the vile ampersands from the very depths of hell itself.
Also cats.

Are they defeating the cats, or using the cats as a secondary weapon?
Launching cats at the enemy at the precise moment the give birth, resulting in a hail of pissed-off fur and claws.

28952
Well the first episode starts in 42 hours, and there are twenty episodes that are an hour long each, so you still technically have time. You'll even be able to sleep.
...Eh.

28953
Rewatched the last episode of Game of Thrones. I am ready for Sunday.
Wait, the new season's coming out? DAMMIT! I haven't even started it yet!
Of course I've read the books but still.

28954
Wait, I just realised that I didn't add a picture for my character. Edited sheet.
Also did this.

28955
Wait, ranged attacks are based on AIM? Uhh ... can I change my stats to 2 STR and 4 AIM?

28956
I can only print.  I'm almost completely incapable of handwriting anymore.  I don't even try to sign my name legibly anymore.  I can still do it if I really try, but I have to be as slow and careful about it as a 3rd grader.  I imagine in a few more years I won't even be able to do that.
I think I actually managed to write genuine eldritch sigils last time I tried to handwrite.

28957
There's several really good ones.  I think Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates is the best, my other favorites are:

Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny
Michael Jackson vs Elvis
Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
Hulk Hogan vs Kim Jong-Il
Master Chief vs Leonidas
Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
Yeah, those were all good. Also Mr Rogers vs Mr T.

28958
PULL KNOT OUT, ACCIDENTALLY REVEALING THAT WE'VE BEEN IN A GIANT SWIMMING POOL THE WHOLE TIME AND I JUST PULLED THE PLUG

28959
Accidentally encounter Thomas and May. Being bored, set something of theirs on fire.

"AYYO. WATCH IT BOI."

Fire warning shot into the air. If the pyromanic approaches further, throw cheese grater at his face.
((Thank you for causing explosive decompression.))

28960
SALUTE, DORFRADE!

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((Ah...is there some character list somewhere?))
((OP of the main thread though it's a bit outdated.))

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((Quick question: Who's playing May and Thomas?))
((May is TCM, Thomas is Spinal_Taper, IIRC.))

28963
Accidentally encounter Thomas and May. Being bored, set something of theirs on fire.
((Please don't mistake me for theirs...)
I cannot be responsible for the stupidity of my player.

28964
((Hmm, so how does one go about accessing these energy reserves...))

Search around the upper-class houses for interesting goodies. Interesting being defined as 'able to in some way cause destruction or inordinate amounts of ridiculous awesome.'
((They're grenades when exposed to enough energy.))

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I just hope you all don't mind me busting the myths that you are alive.

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