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General Discussion / Re: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Discussion Thread (spoilers, obviously)
« on: December 30, 2015, 03:22:23 am »
Quote from: Kot on December 30, 2015, 03:10:33 am
I have a question - FN-2187 being Stormtrooper and all, but why exactly do you take an sanitation worker to assault an village? I mean, there's a lot more of them around so I don't get why would he be distracted while he's doing very important work of cleaning up after Kylo's temper tantrums?
Kylo probably just grabbed whichever stormtroopers were in his way when he was going to assault the village.

In other words, he's such a fuckup that he caused the entire event chain of the movie.

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General Discussion / Re: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Discussion Thread (spoilers, obviously)
« on: December 29, 2015, 09:31:07 pm »
Yep. First saw it a few weeks ago - I really wish that Lucas had actually gone though with him being revealed as the villain in AOTC.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 29, 2015, 09:29:31 pm »
Oh, note that I edited in a message that Xan's sending out to all the rest of the team. If it makes it through, that is.

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General Discussion / Re: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Discussion Thread (spoilers, obviously)
« on: December 29, 2015, 08:51:28 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 29, 2015, 08:44:19 pm
It's probably something to do with scaling and resolution and whatever.  In-universe, at least.
Out-of-universe, I agree, it does look kind of fake.


Alternatively, it IS fake.
Jar Jar lives

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 29, 2015, 07:52:08 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on December 29, 2015, 07:47:20 pm
Essentially found out after ranting on IRC that my only real reputation on B12 is that I start a ton of shit and always come across as an excessively angry dickhead. I already knew about the former, but this is why I didn't want to start talking about things that bother me. The second I decided it was okay to vent about things I basically became nothing except a massive pain in the ass to other people, and like so mamy other things I was too stupid to realize it until people finally told me. I don't see why I even bother trying to talk to anyone at all.
Really? My impression of you was a person going through some unfortunate shit and being rather stressed out by it.

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General Discussion / Re: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Discussion Thread (spoilers, obviously)
« on: December 29, 2015, 07:51:06 pm »
Right thaaaaat's the third thing I disliked about the movie:

Rei OP pls nerf.

Before she develops her force powers she's alright, a little bland, but then she suddenly does a mind trick on a stormtrooper - where the fuck she learn that? Han ain't tell her shit about no mind trick, nothing shown on screen told her shit about what the Jedi could do, how'd she suddenly 'lol I are not teh droidz ur lookng fr'? And then she inexplicably starts displaying other force powers - I forget, does she force push someone at some point?

She starts kicking the ass of a trained dark side acolyte in a lightsaber fight after the dude says 'the force'. Admittedly the point of Kylo is to be a fuckup, but still. It felt like a plot contrivance to me, handing her the powers she needed to get out of her trouble without any good explanation as to how she learned them. I mean shit, even Luke took a good few months of training to be worth shit in a fight, how the hell does Rei start pulling force powers she doesn't even know exist out of her ass like this?

This is incidentally how I formulated the theory that she's a Skywalker in some form, because all of them have endegered this form of distaste in me.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 29, 2015, 07:04:48 pm »
He's facing (to his mind) the prospect of death for something like the fourth time, just before he reaches his intended reason for going on this mission in the first place, talking to Doc.

Not just anything would make him accidentally slip his voice for a moment.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 29, 2015, 06:54:01 pm »
Current Xan status: stressed. 'This happens too much'.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« on: December 29, 2015, 06:27:03 pm »
Going to rip him into shreds and make him feel his dismembered parts as I set them aflame Take one shot at him. Attempt to neutralize the artifact if possible. Afterwards I'm going to retreat until we hit relative normalcy.

Let brain guy take one laser rifle shot with the arms holding it. Then go into the nearest door (assuming there are any, if not just take the nearest path away from Union Dumbass Guy. Try to contact rest of the team over the comms and find out where they are. If I can, head toward them.

If any message does get through to the other team members:

:Fellow ARM members, this is Vanessa Anagrid. I'm experiencing severe reality distortions directly following another teammate sticking some form of bone bayonet into the same blurry area that caused the teammate who stuck his head into it to become supernaturally murderous. The walls are bleeding and turning into meat. If any of you could give me a comparison of my location in comparison to yours and how I could get to you, I'd appreciate it. I repeat, the walls are turning into meat. This is not a situation I want to be in.:

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: the Words Which Burn
« on: December 29, 2015, 06:25:37 am »
Jack's mind roils with disquieting thoughts of murder and blood. Who knows why, he certainly doesn't. Sure, he occasionally gets the urge to punch someone in the trachea and watch them choke on their own windpipe, or to jam his thumb into their eye and ram their nose straight up into their brain with his knee, or something of the like, but that was just the side effects of practicing how to kill people for a long time.

"Say shirtless guy, did you see what happened there, with the moon thing and all? Also did you mention you had a knife? Or does someone attending have a sharp stabby thing? I'm feeling very inspired for some reason."

((The prospect of ritualistically killing someone in a Harry Baldman game? My enthusiasm gland expands!))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 29, 2015, 06:19:13 am »
Oh believe me, if you're a slightly younger version of me I pity you because you're in a much worse place than I am. I may be kinda trapped in my situation at the moment, but it's one I can and am going to get out of more soon, and I do get semi-regular social interaction. A year ago I had no social life, my school grades were falling into shambles, I didn't leave the house and barely left my bedroom because my parents were fighting all the time, and I hardly talked to anyone aside from Bay12 and ... that's about it, actually.


So basically don't just limit yourself to friending one person and you'll be fine.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: hOII!!!!
« on: December 29, 2015, 05:39:03 am »
grab sturdy blunt object, such as table leg or metal pipe

apply repeatedly to lower portion of doge leg

"im here to fuck bitches and shatter your tibia"

"and im all outta bitches"

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 29, 2015, 05:05:06 am »
She gets the pants of the loser, obviously.


GEDDIT BECAUSE IM IMPLYING THEYRE BOTH MENTALLY CHILDREN HAR HAR HAR

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:34:58 am »
I kinda wanna have him and the religious punchy guy meet. It'll be green vs red, Battle of the Faiths!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:00:49 am »
Spoiler: This isn't actually funny at all for anyone but me, hence the spoiler. Positively anti-funny, actually. (click to show/hide)

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