May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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The question is, do you have Faith in Redneck Alligator Santa? Do you believe? Clap your hands if you believe!
I have Faith! I believe in Redneck alligator Santa!More quotes for the sig box.
Dev's long been of the opinion that people don't die enough in ER, and he wants that for us.What do you mean by this, exactly?MERRY CHRISTMAS!
What does everyone want from space santa?
Some dead bodies. Or something passed off as being dangerous actually killing someone.
Yes.I'm pretty sure I've collected some female body parts by now if you're willing to wait.I'm not sure what exactly you are suggesting.
Are you saying that you could build a female body for sale?
Or that you could perform gender change operations to slaves by merely changing people's organs like they're some sort of doll?
Either way, it feels incredibly wrong. The kind of thing the doctor would do for fun.
Tried wine for the first time.I've had 2 wines so far. One was as you described, awful and bitter and fuck you. The other was by the reccomendation of a friend as a more sweet wine. It was far better; like an alcoholic juice. Grape juice. Pretty good actually, even thing I only had a sip or two.
WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK THIS?
ITS LIKE THE WORST THING EVER.
IT TASTES LIKE SOMEONE TOOK THE WORLDS MOST BITTER DARK CHOCOLATE AND STRAINED A FETUS THROUGH IT FOR FUCKS SAKE.
I follow Mr. Daniels. "Please, this is barbaric. It's an innocent animal and it's very important to my friend. Why are you even doing this?""Truth be told I'm not even sure. I woke up a while ago out back of a ruined house, no idea where I was, and this naked insane guy tries to fight me and then convinces me to go gather things to let him make me a cool sword, like this was an RPG or something. Then when I start wandering around looking for stuff to give to the guy, because why not, I figure if I'm hallucinating or in a coma maybe I'll snap out if I progress far along enough it, and if I was actually brought to an alternate dimension or whatever then I'd better get me a weapon or something because with the state of society around these parts I'd best be able to defend myself better than if I just had me hands. Anyway, I run into this shirtless guy here, who I initially thought was hitting me up for gay sex but turns out was actually looking to induct me into this cult of his, or maybe it belongs to someone else. Point is, I need something living and precious to someone preferably to proceed into it, and maybe being inducted into it will give me cool powers or something with which I can better collect the materials to get that sword made. And since the rats are evidently very important to your friend, it should work even better! How are they important to your friend? They all kinda appeared out of nowhere, so unless he turned into the swarm of them - which I don't know if it actually happened, I'm just guessing because that seems the type of thing to occur here - I'm sure he won't miss a few rats out of several hundred unless she or he's one of those pedantic types, and if she or he did turn into the rats then probably one rat only equals a few brain cells at a time or something. I've a finger with me at best. Anyway, I'm uncertain to the state of reality at the moment, so I'm unfortunately going to have to say in answer to your question, 'because I think it might give me cool powers', and yeah that's about that."
ER has a surprising lack of evil characters.I'd be more malavolent but I've got too much riding on this right now.
Man I have just realised I have never played an evil character.It's so fun.
Speaking of Rey: my current theory is that she's Luke's daughter, hidden on a backwater planet away from hostile eyes much like he himself was. She did flash-back to her being left behind when she touched Anakin's lightsaber, after all.She certainly has that Skywalker hateability to her. I had that hunch purely by how much I disliked her for no discernible reason.
