May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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GODDAMMIT AUTOCORRECTI do intend to guard against that. Wait, eBay did I write that was brilliant? Let me look...
As an Apple user, I can safely say AUTOCORREEEEEEEECT! [emote]shakes fist[/emote]
Dorf Santa, raining magma down the chimmney!4 change mod so that my wife thinks its funI can totally relate, my wife has me make a reindeer farm in every fort I make, it's a nice little side quest to add to whatever else I'm trying to do at the time.
This is going to be a fun post, I can tell.I think it's about a third the size of the actual update by now.
Not saying. :3Well, I can speculate.
Good! Long posts are always fun to read.Grendel?
Also, hint: it's the last person you'll think of... literally and figuratively.
Yay spy satellites.Hope.
Also, Despair is no longer a fitting name, considering it's been fixed. Renaming?
Yes, of course you'd say Earth is irrelevant and that you could escape through another method. You'd love us to believe that.Truth be told I kinda stumbled upon you guys and I can't be bothered to go look for another species.
But then, the question arises, why Earth? And why not now? Why not in the past? If it's so irrelevant, then why? Your very presence and lack of agency thus far can suggest only one possibility: Earth is significant, and so too is its future. And while it is possible that humanity is irrelevant to this, as far as significant features go intelligent life is one of Earth's few.
I can't deduce why you need humanity, but I can deduce that you do.
Dead people don't have emotions. Just think. The stars come right and you're stuck on a burnt, barren Earth, all alone forever.Earth is but one possibility in a neverending chain of thought, stretching aeons back, sideways, and some directions that don't exist, all the way back to what happened at the beginning. Besides, it's only one planet, and the stars don't necessarily need to be right for me to get out.
The next turn is spring. I had an idea that it's all kinda based on months that have the most change. Summer and Winter are basically Spring and Fall getting into their strides. Plus the whole Summer and Winter theme is a bit overused.True dat. Still, I'm almost done now.
