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Messages - Xantalos

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While we're talking about MAD - I can't believe I'm still the only god with a WMD. Get to it! Fill the skies with Death Star planets!
Whistles innocently.

Though technically it isn't a WMD, and I highly doubt it'd do much damage.

Edit: Ragnarok, is your text supposed to be invisible.
I think (s)he's using Darkling.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 12, 2013, 02:25:53 pm »
I thank God for a spouse with RSI, then.
*shrugs* There's nothing on here that I haven't told my girlfriend. I mean, aside from the ability to punch out sharks. She's speculated about it, but I haven't confirmed it for her.
That must have been an interesting conversation. "Hey honey, there's this Internet forum where I'm considered a larger-than-life facepunching demigod. Also, there's an alternate me from a future timeline. Or I'm a future him. I forget which."
Wasn't Misko previously speculated to be an alternate version of me or some such?

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Name: Valoth Hrandbon
Gender: Male
Spoiler: Warning: Huge (click to show/hide)
Aptitudes:
Psychic: Valoth is technically a very rare mutant as a result of living on a dragon-occupied planet. He is an extremely powerful telekenetic and can read minds with ease, though he prefers not to. With effort, he can even warp space itself and teleport (or whatever it's called in this game).

Shock: Valoth presents an intimidating figure, being tall, muscular, fast, and an expert with his blades. His battle-cry sends lesser foes running, and the force of his strikes will cleave body parts from their original spots.

Other: Dragon species details, detailed in PM format.

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Say Ghaz, would I be able to disassemble those now useless weapons of mine for the Mighty Acts I made them out of?

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I think I know what I'm doing, so expect my post sometime.

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Well, I can certainly understand your decision. This should be ... fun. :)

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Eh, I don't think that it's likely to be all the cool either way.
It's a dorf face for an entrance.
Bonus points if you narrate the dwarves being GLORIOUS COMMUNISTS building GREAT IMAGE OF LEADER before snapping out of it and wondering what the hell just happened.

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Well now. Not bad, I gotta say. Not bad at all. Now, what to do, what to do ...

29709
Oh Fniff you so awesome.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 12, 2013, 03:27:02 am »
Teleport to DZA, take his smoothie, teleport to the actual LAFOTM.
This can only end well.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 12, 2013, 03:20:53 am »
Oh, I'm not TorZon.

I'm something far worse.

TL;DR.
Exactly.

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"I believe I can rectify your problem, gentlemen."

Summon Samus and FemShep. Create a clone of each.
Problem solved, go have smoothies with DZA.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 12, 2013, 03:14:20 am »
Oh, I'm not TorZon.

I'm something far worse.

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SPONTANEOUSLY GROW MOUTHS ON YOUR FEET

KICKBITE EVERYONE TO DEATH

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 12, 2013, 03:00:00 am »
I'd say I'd search for her, but for now I will watch and wait.
And make delicious Internet cookies.
I am frightened and intrigued by your promise of cookies. Mostly because of the "Horrible Lovecraftian horror from beyond the cosmos" thing. But cookies. Hmm.
I don't think she'll mind having bits of ghost in her cookies, will she?
She's not so sure about ghost. Ninja is always a delicious additive to cookies, though.
Yeah, but they're a lot harder to catch.
I know. You have to use the stealth beams, and those will cause serious hell if you cross them.
Axe Cop owes me a favor or two; I can get ninja bits from him.

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