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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are The Moderator
« on: March 10, 2013, 03:55:51 am »
Activate cosmic lawyer powers
Point out that since this is my venue, everyone here counts as my property under the laws of the Glorious Totally Non-Anarchist Government of Spaceistan, thus rendering DZA's kidnapping of patrons as theft
Summon eldritch policemen from beyond the stars to arrest the vagrant

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« on: March 10, 2013, 03:46:03 am »
"I'll need your skin."

Knock cell mate out, scalp him with whatever we have. Rip out his fingernails and use them as a knife if necessary. Hang scalp around waist or some such and walk out, acting as nonchalantly threatening as possible. Point out that we skinned a man if anyone attempts to stop us in an attempt to dissuade them. If they persist, kill and scalp them.
Escape facility.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to be a split personality - Rage is back!
« on: March 10, 2013, 03:14:21 am »
PTW, and I begin to manifest ... next turn.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are not.
« on: March 10, 2013, 02:28:15 am »
Do not initiate plot line.

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8/10

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I, May have to post pone this for a while. School is, too much right now.Soon, but. Maybe, a month or 2?
I suspect you're tired.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Crystal Meteorites
« on: March 10, 2013, 01:12:19 am »
((Yeah sorry, I forgot how bad I was at puns when I signed up))
Here, pun school.

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This isn't dead, right? guy in charge is just having a bit of writer's block.


...


Right?
Yeah, Fniff's just a bit busy or something.
At least I hope this'll be alive soon. Fniff has said he's done 4 people, so ...

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Ok, we're off topic, back to the ships please. I do not wish to draw the wrath of the great Toad.

We're still talking about Star Trek, aren't we? I don't remember Toady banning Ferengi discussion anywhere.

We were off the established topic, that's why I was worried.
I don't think the boards are THAT strict.

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Ugh, you are a terrible specimen.

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Then again I'm probably just nitpicking, but still.
Agonizing pain having an effect isn't a nit.
Actually, I think certain types of nits deliver agonizing pain.

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Then again I'm probably just nitpicking, but still.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Crystal Meteorites
« on: March 09, 2013, 11:06:11 pm »
"Hmm... kill hippies, kill manic mutated Mexicans, or kill aliens.
I vote hippies!"

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PTW.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« on: March 09, 2013, 09:42:17 pm »
By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?
Some horrible algamation of Hitler, Nicolas Cage, Robert DeNiro, and Ian McKellen.

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