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"I beg to differ."

There are no ghosts! I made sure to build a Hell specifically to house them and weaken them to where they cannot escape.

These are the other ghosts.
GWG: Mostly the souls of vampires, zombies, and eldritch abominations they were eternally hungry in life. They continue to be so after death and thus eat the planet before the other guys can.

Quote from: Xantalos on March 05, 2013, 11:54:51 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 05, 2013, 11:52:06 pm

What conceivable purpose would you have in rendering the better part of a million miles of space completely uninhabitable?

Because it's there.

...That would be a justification for making something habitable, not uninhabitable. Besides...how familiar are you with the inverse Hawking effect high concentrations of ectoplasm have?

Oh don't worry, they're primarily used to kill a planet before a Tyranid/Zerg/whatever swarm can get there.

"Bah! Let's just go kill someone; this cop suit is giving me compulsions again."

Everyone knows that a undead can't wield chainsaws. That's like werewolves wearing silver necklaces.

I've seen multiple werewolves snort silver-laced drugs and nothing bad happened; besides, these are dinosaur undead; they've an exception.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 05, 2013, 11:17:26 pm

I'll stick to the Orbital Bombardment device. Know what it fires? Simple metal rods.

Not as showy, mayhaps, but much less likely to burn up in the atmosphere.

Let me ask you something. Which is more terrifying? A metal rod coming from space, or flaming grizzly bears with chainsaws for arms raining down from space? Which is deadlier? A rod might leave survivors, all it wants to do is follow gravity; bears feel only hatred and will hunt down every target down to the last man. Checkmate, flaming chainsaw arm bears shot from space wins.

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I just don't want it to rain again. The acid just pisses them off.

Let's see.
Electricity: It killed one and the others learned not to touch the electric fence.
Radiation: I've still got to live here, so this is out of the question.
Ugh. Any other ways any of you can think of?

With these things around, I'm stuck living in a dark metal bunker.

No, really. Just fire the O.C.B.C and no longer fear the night. It is the pinnacle of humanity's technological development, and can solve li
Literally every problem known to man.

Overly Complicated Barrel of Cats?

Orbital Chainsaw Bear Cannon.
Fully automated, it breeds every species of bear, attaches chainsaws to their arms, then launches them from low earth orbit. You can even select what species of bear and the number of each you want for every launch!

Bah. I'll stay with the Orbital Shark-Bear-Octopus-Tyrannosaur-pterodactyl-ghost-dragon-machine gun-chainsaw Cannon.

Bloodhole.

You've never had a girlfriend? I'm 18 and I've never had a girlfriend. Because I was too busy playing video games until... your age, at which point I got my shit together and learned guitar, modding, forgot my entire life before I turned 16*, and still counted myself too busy to get a girlfriend because I was too busy learning shit.

Note that I don't expect you to follow what I say exactly--one size does not fit all. Try to do what interests you. Get good at it.

*don't get stupid big crushes on any individual--ruins productivity

This (for me at least). I couldn't do anything for WEEKS.