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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Recycled, But Formidable
« on: December 05, 2015, 05:06:47 pm »
Jack hasn't really fully processed whatever's going on quite yet, and with each passing second he becomes less and less inclined to.

"Mediocrity's not a terrible thing. By its very nature, actually. Not terrible nor great. How'd you spiritually soil it? I assume you didn't spiritually wank into it or anything?"

Ensure that there's no unsavory sorts of soil on the apron and then put it on.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:53:51 am »
Quote
Edit: Nevermind... second episode gets preachy. But I guess the creator couldn't hold himself back forever.

MUST

NOT

PREEEEAAAACH

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Map Time
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:36:51 am »
((Yay, I still got that sig magic!

Really if River weren't so uptight about everything he and Alan would get along a lot better. But Alan's just the type of guy that if you're uptight about anything, he'll unintentionally mash that button constantly and drive you insane over it.))

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General Discussion / Re: Order of the Stick: 1014 Aw, Rats
« on: December 05, 2015, 02:29:02 am »
This reminds me of a story I found on /tg/ at one point about a guy who summoned a horde of angry cats into an NPC village. One survived the massacre of the villagers that followed and gained a level in Wizard. It subsequently became a lich and terrorized the fuck out of some PC party.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:42:32 am »
fuck that noise go log onto bay12 and see if there's any new forum games

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Map Time
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am »
Alan hears River saying everything else but he really only registers the word 'tired'.

He knows how to fix River's tiredness.

Alan help.

"R*gpthluph*ed Bull gibs oo 'ings!"

He can't talk very well around all the blood in his mouth but his enthusiasm is apparent, seemingly having forgotten momentarily about his bleeding esophagus.

This problematic situation where River is seriously contemplating killing me was caused directly by Red Bull, so clearly summoning a gigantic can of Red Bull will fix it!

((If that one theory from a while back was right and River is really the impostor in disguise I'll probably eventually get him to blow his cover via sheer annoyance at this rate.))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: OOC and NEW PLAYER INFO
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:32:07 am »
Pump aux and mind, nail down everything else to -2. It'll be fun.

I promise

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ISG] Bay12 Visual Novel: Huzzah!
« on: December 04, 2015, 06:41:04 pm »
consume living organism

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Amputee Voltron
« on: December 04, 2015, 06:37:52 pm »
"Yeah, take it."

No objection for Hyneakles taking my torch

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Amputee Voltron
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:52:40 pm »
"...perhaps if I murder someone and use their sacrifice to power my magic..."

Contemplate murder-based methods of gaining the ability to manipulate fire. Would burning someone alive be better, or perhaps killing them and then setting their heart on fire and eating it? Dramatics seem to be important, after all.

"Oh, if you find any arm prosthetics bring them to me."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Recycled, But Formidable
« on: December 04, 2015, 04:48:41 pm »
"...huh."

Well, looks like I'm in the land of the insane or some shit. Moreso than Bejing, which is saying something.

"D'you have any clothes? Also tell me your name. Then I might be able to help you at all. Until then I dunno."

Inquire as to clothes pls.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Recycled, But Formidable
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:32:23 am »
"Well feck. I dunno what the hell I did to myself last night but clearly it was something waaaay too expensive because this is nowhere near my house."

Enter the house cautiously, keeping an eye out for anyone/thing. Who knows if there's some crazy hobo or something in there, after all.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Amputee Voltron
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:25:58 am »
I HAVE FAITH IN THE ME THAT HAS FAITH IN MYSELF THAT HAS FAITH THAT I'M GOING TO LIGHT THIS FUCKING ROCK ON FIRE

Xankarvo angrily denies the constraints of mediocrity and common sense.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 24: By the pricking of my thumbs...
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:22:51 am »
I should clarify what I meant was to collect all his body parts and then just keep his brain inside my portable brain compartment, not reattach it to the guy's body. If the brain starts trying to mindfuck me while it's in there, spit it out and squish it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Map Time
« on: December 04, 2015, 01:20:02 am »
Loudly recommend the can of Red Bull as I'm lead outside. It's good stuff, I swear.

Try not to choke on my own blood.

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