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So it goes in the pantheon:There we go. Proper propaganda now!
Az-Sho the Father
Vanida the Enemy
Corvus the Hermit
{insert new god's name here} the Radiant
I think those would be our titles.
This thread was painful to read. I never knew people fought over foreskins so avidly. As someone who is cut, a decision made by my parents, I have no problem with it.Again,
And I think there hasn't been any real hard scientific evidence on the usefulness of foreskins because they're just foreskins
It can basically be summed up in 'MAH FREEDUMZ'.
Ah.Wait a second. Vanida is sending *seaspawn* to convert *my* children of *fire*?In fact she sent them to her human followers in Eversummer. Dwarflike are because seaspawn haven't seen humans, yet... Children of Az-Sho never called Vanida a Red Women
You didn't.
"THEY LIE THEY STINKING LIE CONVERT TO IMPULSIVE GODDESS WHO RAEPS SQUIDS AND STEALS SOULS""WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG"
"Hi.""But the gods treat me fine!"
"CONVERT FROM SUFFERING OF THE GODS"
So we have two birds, a snake, and a naked woman in the pantheon.Still. Fucking SEASPAWN. SEASPAWN TO CONVERT MY KIDS FROM SUFFERING THEY AREN'T SUFFETING FROM! FFFFUUUU
She's obviously Lilith.
Pretty much every time I interact with anything it's a robot decoy since the real me is trapped outside of space and time.Mixing you up with your robot? You mean every time we've excreted on mortals together it wasn't you‽You're mixing me up with my robot again. I'll send my other robot to do the excretion.Work buddy? You mow his lawn! He is a good Graham's Number years older than you. Just because he tells you stories about the good old days doesn't mean you're any better than the rest of us Great Old Ones/Other Gods. By the way, I saw some Elder Gods vandalizing our turf with Elder Signs. Me and Shubby are gonna go excrete fluids all over their houses, wanna come with us?Maybe we can get some from Old Man Azathoth's garden?Now you kids know that Azathoth is very tired from working with me all the time. I don't want you harrassing my work buddy, okay?
It's a pretty good episode, which is sad because it probably would have been one of the best episodes in the series had it been allowed to be a 2-parter.I can agree on that. Look at Discord's episode! Can you imagine that being crammed into one episode and still being fabulous?
You're mixing me up with my robot again. I'll send my other robot to do the excretion.Work buddy? You mow his lawn! He is a good Graham's Number years older than you. Just because he tells you stories about the good old days doesn't mean you're any better than the rest of us Great Old Ones/Other Gods. By the way, I saw some Elder Gods vandalizing our turf with Elder Signs. Me and Shubby are gonna go excrete fluids all over their houses, wanna come with us?Maybe we can get some from Old Man Azathoth's garden?Now you kids know that Azathoth is very tired from working with me all the time. I don't want you harrassing my work buddy, okay?
Or perhaps he intends to create a god? Who knows.Probably fusing two gods together for great justice.
Maybe we can get some from Old Man Azathoth's garden?Now you kids know that Azathoth is very tired from working with me all the time. I don't want you harrassing my work buddy, okay?
