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PTW for great justice.
By the way, I just realized that Giratina is the closest Pokemon has to me. Therefore when I replay Platinum, I will hire only the best and most evil Pokemon (and my starter) to free Giratina from his prison, then sacrifice a member of my party (switch out with Giratina) in order to let my dark lord do as he commands me (run around killing everything with Giratina)!
Yes, I'm going to play Pokemon as a cultist to a dark god. Just have to figure out how to take screenshots, get access to a computer with internet, and I've got myself an LP!

 

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Far too little <<copper pick>>

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Best ninja on Bay12, though I retain some skill myself.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« on: February 16, 2013, 09:27:25 pm »
Attract pencils from all over the galaxy to build a planet-sized body for myself.
Assume control of the Grillodon empire.
Reaserch tech: Transcend Mortality[
Sabotage TopHat plan; write plans to defeat Marty the Zebra instead/b]

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General Discussion / Re: Male circumcision tied to less sexual pleasure
« on: February 16, 2013, 08:52:42 pm »
Not you, Xantalos! The other eldritch creature from beyond space and time.
Oh yeah that guy.
Did you know he killed his wife and then covered up the fact that he was ever married?

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General Discussion / Re: Male circumcision tied to less sexual pleasure
« on: February 16, 2013, 08:25:52 pm »
What other people's dicks look like is serious fucking business.
When people cut pieces off of other people’s dicks because they think it is part of a pact with an eldritch creature from beyond space and time, it’s perhaps not serious fucking business, but serious business enough to discuss.

But I don’t think this topic will do any better than last time.
Trust me, it doesn't work out well. First the foreskin, then they remove TGE genetalia, then the skin, then the limbs, and then they all die from being a bunch of limbless skinless torsos rolling around everywhere.

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I should really make that character sheet, huh?

That's about it, though I'm undecided on whether to include all his equipment at first or just start him off with his pick and dragonhide shield and nothing else.

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Also I'd like to nominate Looter's Delight. A perplexicon style deathmatch game where kills get rewarded with loot, ranging from a Lovecraftian glaive monster named Moretti to a hot cup of tea to Rick Astley, and most notoriously a pair of panties.
+1 to this.
Also, unless the GM says I'm wrong, a gangster family makes up over 70% of the multiverse population.

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Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.

Well I'm probably gonna die turn 1 from touching the fan, so you'll probably get in next round. Negative luck is fun.
I thought that objects effects you had to have badassery rolls. Something you have a lot of pluses to.
Affinity. Which he has minuses to.

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Wait, they can? I thought that needed cave-ins and stuff. :P

Although, I suppose Xantalos himself could probably test out how Onol would do... *wink wink, nudge nudge*
I actually brought Onol down to HFS because I was bored and I smashed some demon faces pretty handily.

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Wow. A few turns in and already two players dead and another to soon (probably) join them. Keep up the godly slaughter gentlemen.
You're getting that statue.

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Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.
My blood debt against Arthur is paid, so I guess it's time to go regular psychotic again.

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General Discussion / Re: The Ethics of Eating Animals
« on: February 16, 2013, 06:37:33 pm »
Ah. We can't really give him a farewell salute since he got banned, but okay.

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