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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« on: February 15, 2013, 09:45:45 pm »
Chop the planet in on in half.

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I'm just gonna make a backwards sun.......emits  Light destroying Darkness, and is on the other side of the planet....
Light destroying darkness? Isn't that what the normal sun does?

Anyways...Udil, now's a good time to strike.
Light-Destroying Darkness!
Not Darkness-Destroying Light!
Without punctuation, I had to assume you meant "Light, destroying darkness."
It's the "Let's Eat Grandma" problem.
It is a cooler Night/Day cycle!
Problem: you have no Mighty Act.

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Fortunately the girl had to go home. I have enough time to prep the hallway with some stinefall traps before she comes here again.

You have any cash / tools? Seriously just put a bolt inside the door, bolt the door closed, and blast metal music on your stereo to cover their annoying rap. Ignoring idiots is the #1 best way.
Trust me, this don't work. I ignored them for several hours today and they only stopped when the girl had to go home.
I will be prepared next time, though.

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You could invite a friend over with darker skin, or whiter skin if required, and do the pulp fiction scene!
I know several.
Plans are being made.

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light-destroying darkness. Anyway, Udil, be a bro and kill Nevryavaehbjlhsbchbkhrbchhshcbfh for me.
What did they do to wrong you?

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Seriously, go to some a second hand military store, get yourself some camo pants and a vest, and then pick up a grey shirt and black boots from somewhere. Then buy the biggest super soaker you can find. To top it off, tie a piece of red cloth around your head rambo style.

Then next time, run out screaming.
I'll get a suit and go out Scarface style.

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Fortunately the girl had to go home. I have enough time to prep the hallway with some stinefall traps before she comes here again.

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I have an avalanche of books and an army of paper airplanes.

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My brother and his annoying older girl friend have been barging in my room. My only resort is leaning against the door to keep it shut. They're trying to fake messages from my family and friends - badly. They've been doing this for THREE HOURS.

DANGEROUSLY...CLOSE...TO...MURDEROUS RAMPAGE...

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL
THEY'RE COMPOSING MOCKING POETRY AND RAP
THE SHITS ARE DISSING ME

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To promote harmony, freedom and tolerance among Australians; specifically we oppose multiculturalism
Source: Their policy page.
Could be worse. They could say 'to promote peace, love and friendship, all people that have been married 10 years are being shot!'
I still say that the Marriage License should be like a driver's license, in that you have to renew it every few years or it just expires.

Happy: Christopher Lee, the guy who played Saruman, is releasing another metal album. He recently turned 90 years old.
There's a reason he's a Badass of the Week.

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Aww, we made the Overgod sad.
Ah well. I only have one god on my hit list.

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Yay! I get to be Switzerland. Again. Forever. Also I'm pretty much fine with people trying to kill Avarian, so Udil can go and be a godslayer. Unless the dice actually in my favour.
I doubt that that will work - as much as Udil (rightfully) boasts, I really doubt he'll be able to take out an Overgod, especially with no reason to do so.

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The Cain Train makes an unexpected return journey.
Had to check to see that this was not a piece by The Onion.
That guy was the best politician I've seen in recent years.
By best I mean most batshit crazy yet somehow legitimate.

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General Discussion / Re: MetalSlimeHunt's Antarctic Politics Megathread
« on: February 15, 2013, 07:44:43 pm »
In that case, I will eventually go claim some portion of Antarctica for the glorious state of Mollosia.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: February 15, 2013, 07:42:47 pm »
Yes Descan, a magical boat called the Love Boat. We are rowing out into the oceans of relationships to go fishing for all those other fish in the sea. Oh look, everybody wave to the passing friend ship!
Excuse me while I cry rainbows.
In that case I'm the equivalent of that guy from Dr McNinja who swam out to sea and pretended to be injured so dolphins would come save him so he could kill them with his bare hands.

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