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By that, he means 'buy one off a shady seller recommended by a shady god'. :P
Udil's the closest thing we gave to an adventurer, and he's protected by a diecidal spider; he'll be fine.

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Well excuuuuse me for not being on 24/7. Besides, Udil is smarter than that and revealing himself would gain him nothing. But mind you, you are just digging a bigger hole for yourself. :P
Hey, I'm good. And even though SOMEONE prevents me from fixing your leg, I'll get you a prosthetic.

31218
OMNOMNOM minions
Go up to god realms
OMNOMNOM gods

31219
General Discussion / Re: The Dream Thread
« on: February 15, 2013, 01:46:12 am »
Two words:
Axe.
Cop.

31220
Eduard Kihl is proud of you.

31221
Haha, I played against my friend online on AvP, him as Predator, me as Alien. He never realized how much faster and more fluid and LESS RETARDED than an AI alien I was until he played against me.
What I'm trying to say is that wall climbing is the most OP thing ever when you run 30 feet in a second and can jump the length of an oversized football field in a quarter second. I kited him to death for an hour before he got pissed and quit.
Played like a true Xenomorph.

31222
Thaneos killed Mutare because he stole his newborn son. That's about it.

Also, my interests lie in GTFOing before Sapt Golgo activates the Death Star.

All elders and all young gods but Vanida?
Vanida, Thaneos, and I have left.

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Eversummer is ALL the human lands. So like 6 continents.
Everyone's leaving because this was less a conference than Aviran saying, "okay guys how about we try this" and then everybody else goes 'No F*CK YOU MAN' and two people are fighting in the corner and then everyone gets up and abruptly leaves, leaving Aviran wondering what the fuck just happened.

31224
AvP original is badass man.

I like fighting the Predator at the end of the Alien campaign.
Predator decloaks, roars at you!
Me: Oh really? You think you're big shit huh? Do you have any idea. How. Fucking. Fast. I. AM?!
*Shanks predator, is thirty feet away by the time the predator realizes*
Me: That's right, you green blooded bitch. I'm like LIGHTNING. ANGRY LIGHTNING. I've got guys with guns, metal guys with guns, guns that are attached to the floor, guys with bombs, and vent fans and airlocks and all kinds of crazy shit. You don't scare me.
*Me proceeds to disassemble the Predator AND headbite him. Because FUCK YES ALIENS*
And then you play as Predator.
*alien jumps at you*
*casually bitchslap it to death*
Me: Meh.

31225
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:25:53 am »
Upgrade to Magnificent Bastard Complete Monster
Rip off a bad guy's arm and pick my teeth with the finger bones before becoming so smart that I get a unicorn horn
Wish to be super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super SMART!

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Quote
"How can you claim to be good, any of you? Where have you poured your very essence into making things better for a people which you know despises you? What is the creation you have created to do anything but benefit yourself or one who has already pledged their support? Who has sacrificed without promise or hope of a compensating reward? Why, then, do you hoist yourselves onto high dragons?
I never claimed to be good.
 

31227
Because Ardas may not be online? :P
Honestly, though, I didn't want to do what I must do. But Az-Sho must have his fire back.

I will probably stay out of the Eversummer apart from rebuilding Riat, because I cannot adequately take on Thaneos at this time, nor do I really want to. My kids'll be peaceful and all that, and stuff, but I got Riat.

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Az-Sho is still staring in the direction Vanida left, as if expecting her to come back.
Never you mind, Neyravah.
Az-Sho huffs out a sigh and looks down, seeming melancholy.
Just wishing for what was once mine.
He looks at Neyravah, somehow staring into both their sets of eyes.
Do you realize what having half of you taken feels like? It is as if I am an infant again, trapped in the dark, powerless, helpless to better my situation, straining and reaching for the thing that I know will complete me and make me strong again, but I cannot.
Az-Sho tiredly curls up in a circle.
For now, I am only Sho. Az has been stolen, and I must get him back.

I must bid you farewell.


With that, the serpent takes it's tail in it's mouth and dissapears as if it was never there.

-------------------

Back in Az-Sho's volcano...

The serpent awoke, still coiled around his child. He pressed an eye to the shell, and could see a young life within, endless potential just waiting to burst forth.
All that could be done now was wait.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 14, 2013, 11:55:43 pm »
ಠ_ಠ
What? Not manly enough?
Not. Referring. To. That.
Ah. Aaaaaaah.
Something else troubles you; the strained manner of speaking implied by speaking in one-word sentences clearly indicates that.

Not sure if want to know or not.

31230
General Discussion / Re: MetalSlimeHunt's Antarctic Politics Megathread
« on: February 14, 2013, 11:53:55 pm »
It's a trap!
The lye makers are the Things sent by the infected Mountainhome to clean up some stray Things to quell your suspicions and infect the rest of the fort!
Who do you believe? Random stranger who you've never met who tells you lye makers are the answer to your problems and aversion to certain doom, or random stranger who you've never met who tells you lye makers are the very catalyst for your destruction?

"The lever is there Overseer. What happens to this next migrant wave will decide what happens to your world."

...

Beware...
Kill them. There is always more dorf.

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