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I walked on on a friend watching 'Bible of Black'. . .

With a red face and extortion from me he told me a quick synopsis.  I am quite confused still.

1)  Form a female cliche.
2)  Find a magic book.
3)  Kidnap a guy.  Perform ritual-sex/rape.
4)  Make him a demon.
5)  Steal his wanker.
6)  In a bout of true penis envy, grow one of your own.
7)  ?? ?? ??
8.) 

Am I missing something?  Or should I just call him next time; instead of his roomie?

...
What.
What is that even supposed to accomplish. It's not going to summon anything really powerful.
What.

GAH WRONG THREAD
NOTHING HAPPENED

I'm out. I have 4 different assignments due in a week, so will not be posting here until then... Please kill me with dignity Wwolin.

Begin the autoing!
Or have him withdrawn due to contractual issues.

Quote from: Kadzar on February 12, 2013, 11:02:38 pm

Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 12, 2013, 06:37:45 pm

What's NOT scary about them? They're three times the size of the largest human, they climb in your windows putting guns and freedom everywhere, they're immune to sarcasm and oh gods why do they eat everything ;-;

If Americans are so big, how do they fit through your windows? Your story is full of holes, LW. Holes big enough for a fat American to climb through.

The same way Santa gets through the chimney. Thought Santa wasn't real? Not so. It's just that we Americans captured him many years ago, and now cut off pieces of him to implant into our children at birth, so that we may enter things we should have no physical right entering. Also the reason Santa is considered to no longer exist. We've got him chained up under Cheyenne Mountain, harvesting his regrowing flesh to empower our spawn.

I though we had him - oh wait no, we got a polite Eskimo death spirit. My bad.

On a video of Queen's Somebody to Love:

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why did they copy justin bieber/

Even if trolling, that hurts my soul.

I felt that soul punch through three Internet transfers.

Well, he allows his "children" to sacrifice each other  to him, for his own power. He brainwashes his children (interesting will Az-Sho try to wipe memories of all his followers that come in contact with other gods?) So I think it's perfectly fine for morals of the snake to allow dragondwarves to have a role of slaves

Damn, I want the council, I love councils and long speeches.  And Vanida needs the chance to get an ally or two

I'm only erasing the memory of your heroin fire. I regard it as a dangerous drug to be eliminated before it has any chance to corrupt my little ones. Also, I had no idea that my children sacrificed themselves to me. The T-Rexes do fine.

GWG: 'Domestication' basically means 'training for task A'. They're like dwarves, but dragony and really dumb. No offense.

Effortlessly trounce contenders due to robot body
Once crowned, use supreme tactical skills to crush my enemies without losing a single soldier.

FAHSTGGTGTGGTH
Put out fire

FIND CLOSEST LIVING THING. KILL. ABSORB. REPEAT UNTIL GIANT. KILL BOSS.

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